Military Strategist Humor Gifts

Burmese pythons discussing a complete invasion.

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

Cat in a tank...

"The new chairman has dropped the brain-storming meetings."

'Look behind you. . . Just kidding.'

"No, you dismantle your nuclear arsenal first."

'At ease, soldier.'

After defeating terror, George and his friends declare war on mild irritation and clouds.

A military officer sits at his desk with desk trays marked 'Search' and 'Destroy.'

Royal Bear Force - "Honey at 10 o'clock."

'Who said the Germans don't have a sense of humour? Just look at that card Hans Greber and we have haven't been shot at all day.'

'Our recommended position on the market is fetal.'

'Now listen: Based on the position of the kennel and the length of the leash, only the shaded part of the garden is dangerous...'

'...and this is the Mess.'

French Army knife

'Does my bum look big in this?'

"Let's see, this one is cherry flavored, I think this one is blueberry ..."

"Did you call for a Medic?"

'Me? Morale Officer? --Why do you always pick on ME?'

'M.O.D. find budget replacement for the Fleet Air arm.'

"This may seem counter intuitive, but maybe the solution is to lighten up."

'At last! Some decent kit.'

Tank driver wielding a slingshot.

Your Country Needs MOO!

'All my children have been successful. Frank here is in the Oval Office.'

'It's been five years since leaving Iraq and I'm still getting the sand out my ears.'

Ad Valorem

At a Country House

Banting in the Yeomanry

If cartoonists fought wars.

'Well done troops: Spring is over, we can have a break now...'

"Sir, the platoon suffered heavy casualties from a roadside IUD."

'THINGMY ON THE PORT BOW!! You know, what's it called? Long and pointy... Very fast... TORPEDO ON THE PORT BOW!!'

'It's only a slug Norman.'

The Bengal Lancers/Bingo Lancers/Bagel Lancers/Bungle Lancers