Strategist Humor Lover Gifts

'Excellent strategy, General...Though I fear the enemy might be full size...'

'I should not that the cherry and whipped cream were an afterthought created by our graphics dept.'

"The new chairman has dropped the brain-storming meetings."

"Who gave you permission to ask for a raise?"

'That large, rolled up newspaper is a reminder - mess up in this office and you'll pay the price.'

'And as my chart clearly shows, I don't know anything.'

Burmese pythons discussing a complete invasion.

'My door is always open. That's why I installed a tripwire.'

Under new blame.

'I've got no problem with December, but what do I blog about the rest of the year?'

After defeating terror, George and his friends declare war on mild irritation and clouds.

Coronavirus Windmills

"I say we downsize the company to the five of us and see if we can isolate the problem then."

"What are you going to do to make sure you reach this year's financial goals?"

What Business People often say (and what they really mean)

'Our recommended position on the market is fetal.'

"Well, sir, it looks like things are getting pretty serious for Peter and Pauline."

'I thought the memo was quite clear. What part didn't you understand?'

'I still say there are better ways to decide which positions to eliminate!'

'Don't let anyone in without an appointment, and don't give anyone an appointment.'

'Now listen: Based on the position of the kennel and the length of the leash, only the shaded part of the garden is dangerous...'

'I'll place the bets. You just be sure to hit the hare with the tranquilizer.'

'It's true. There was a coup.'

'Look at him with another business model on his arm.'

'Our company needs a tougher image. So from here on out we'll answer the phone with the greeting, 'what the hell do you want?!'

"Take this mission statement and rewrite it so that it sounds like we care about our customers."

'Now here's my idea...we come up with a really high-priced drug to treat drug side effects...'

'The Board's meeting at nine O'clock - you bring the smoke, I'll bring the mirrors.'

'Remember, son, when the going gets tough, bail out!'

"This may seem counter intuitive, but maybe the solution is to lighten up."

'We buy and sell them.'

If cartoonists fought wars.

Fermeture des restaurants: la résistance s'organise

"This is where the money will be spent. Oh, sorry. That's a picture of a black hole."

Coronavirus dancing around an EU flag