Military Humor Gifts

Military Intelligence - Cross word puzzle instead of medal ribbons.

"This is what happens when you have only one kevlar vest for the troops."

"...and this one is from my wife because I used two squirts of washing up liquid instead of three."

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

A Series of Misadventures.

Natural bomb

Last request.

"Touch of greenfly, old chap!"

Pet Dog Brings Back Stick of Dynamite

Feeding the troops chilli in biological warfare.

'Garden centre' 'Fertilisers' 'Rocket launcher'

'Who said the Germans don't have a sense of humour? Just look at that card Hans Greber and we have haven't been shot at all day.'

"First let me give you my conspectus."

'I must warn you, I'm an army boxer.'

Cat in a tank...

'Look behind you. . . Just kidding.'

Burmese pythons discussing a complete invasion.

"No, you dismantle your nuclear arsenal first."

'At ease, soldier.'

After defeating terror, George and his friends declare war on mild irritation and clouds.

A military officer sits at his desk with desk trays marked 'Search' and 'Destroy.'

Royal Bear Force - "Honey at 10 o'clock."

"Did you call for a Medic?"

'Does my bum look big in this?'

French Army knife

'...and this is the Mess.'

'M.O.D. find budget replacement for the Fleet Air arm.'

'At last! Some decent kit.'

Tank driver wielding a slingshot.

"You can let that go till later, Harris."

'Me? Morale Officer? --Why do you always pick on ME?'

Your Country Needs MOO!

'Well done troops: Spring is over, we can have a break now...'

Banting in the Yeomanry

At a Country House