Military Humor Gifts

Military Intelligence - Cross word puzzle instead of medal ribbons.

"This is what happens when you have only one kevlar vest for the troops."

"...and this one is from my wife because I used two squirts of washing up liquid instead of three."

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

A Series of Misadventures.

'Sorry general, but this is a four star restaurant.'

Natural bomb

Last request.

"Touch of greenfly, old chap!"

Pet Dog Brings Back Stick of Dynamite

Feeding the troops chilli in biological warfare.

'Garden centre' 'Fertilisers' 'Rocket launcher'

'Who said the Germans don't have a sense of humour? Just look at that card Hans Greber and we have haven't been shot at all day.'

"First let me give you my conspectus."

'I must warn you, I'm an army boxer.'

Cat in a tank...

'Look behind you. . . Just kidding.'

Burmese pythons discussing a complete invasion.

"No, you dismantle your nuclear arsenal first."

'At ease, soldier.'

After defeating terror, George and his friends declare war on mild irritation and clouds.

Royal Bear Force - "Honey at 10 o'clock."

A military officer sits at his desk with desk trays marked 'Search' and 'Destroy.'

"Did you call for a Medic?"

'...and this is the Mess.'

"Let's see, this one is cherry flavored, I think this one is blueberry ..."

French Army knife

'Does my bum look big in this?'

Tank driver wielding a slingshot.

'M.O.D. find budget replacement for the Fleet Air arm.'

"You can let that go till later, Harris."

'At last! Some decent kit.'

'Me? Morale Officer? --Why do you always pick on ME?'

'It's been five years since leaving Iraq and I'm still getting the sand out my ears.'

Banting in the Yeomanry