Military Life Humorist Gifts

Tuesday is drunken rant night. The noncommissioned officer is the backbone of this man's army!!!

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

Cat in a tank...

"No, you dismantle your nuclear arsenal first."

'At ease, soldier.'

After defeating terror, George and his friends declare war on mild irritation and clouds.

A military officer sits at his desk with desk trays marked 'Search' and 'Destroy.'

Royal Bear Force - "Honey at 10 o'clock."

'Who said the Germans don't have a sense of humour? Just look at that card Hans Greber and we have haven't been shot at all day.'

'...and this is the Mess.'

French Army knife

"Let's see, this one is cherry flavored, I think this one is blueberry ..."

"Did you call for a Medic?"

'Does my bum look big in this?'

'At last! Some decent kit.'

'M.O.D. find budget replacement for the Fleet Air arm.'

'Me? Morale Officer? --Why do you always pick on ME?'

Tank driver wielding a slingshot.

Banting in the Yeomanry

'It's been five years since leaving Iraq and I'm still getting the sand out my ears.'

At a Country House

Your Country Needs MOO!

'Well done troops: Spring is over, we can have a break now...'

Ad Valorem

"Sir, the platoon suffered heavy casualties from a roadside IUD."

General's Coin Toss

'THINGMY ON THE PORT BOW!! You know, what's it called? Long and pointy... Very fast... TORPEDO ON THE PORT BOW!!'

'It's only a slug Norman.'

The Bengal Lancers/Bingo Lancers/Bagel Lancers/Bungle Lancers

The Emperor of Irony

Golf war: 'Fore!'

"Whoever made fun of my hat better step forward now, or I'll turn this march around!"

'I know you didn't just reach through the torpedo tube and grab those fish.'

Peacekeeping?

'Thank you colonel we'll keep your strategy in mind.'