Army Humorist Gifts

Looking for a gift that taps into the wit and humor of an army enthusiast? Our collection blends military pride with playful comedy, offering mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints that bring a smile. Whether they're in the service or just appreciate the spirited world of the armed forces, these products make a witty statement and a thoughtful gift. Celebrate their humor with items that respect and entertain, blending army pride with light-hearted fun.

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Soldier

from $19.00

'What'll it be . . . too large or too small?'

'What'll it be . . . too large or too small?' mockup

'What'll it be . . . too large or too small?'

from $19.00

'Soldier, shinny up this tree and see if you can locate our bivouac area.'

'Soldier, shinny up this tree and see if you can locate our bivouac area.' mockup

'Soldier, shinny up this tree and see if you can locate our bivouac area.'

from $19.00

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant. mockup

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

from $19.00

Cat in a tank...

from $19.00

'Look behind you. . . Just kidding.' mockup

'Look behind you. . . Just kidding.'

from $19.00

"No, you dismantle your nuclear arsenal first."

"No, you dismantle your nuclear arsenal first." mockup

"No, you dismantle your nuclear arsenal first."

from $19.00

'At ease, soldier.'

from $19.00

After defeating terror, George and his friends declare war on mild irritation and clouds.

After defeating terror, George and his friends declare war on mild irritation and clouds. mockup

After defeating terror, George and his friends declare war on mild irritation and clouds.

from $19.00

A military officer sits at his desk with desk trays marked 'Search' and 'Destroy.'

A military officer sits at his desk with desk trays marked 'Search' and 'Destroy.' mockup

A military officer sits at his desk with desk trays marked 'Search' and 'Destroy.'

from $19.00

Royal Bear Force - "Honey at 10 o'clock."

Royal Bear Force - "Honey at 10 o'clock." mockup

Royal Bear Force - "Honey at 10 o'clock."

from $19.00

'Who said the Germans don't have a sense of humour? Just look at that card Hans Greber and we have haven't been shot at all day.'

'Who said the Germans don't have a sense of humour? Just look at that card Hans Greber and we have haven't been shot at all day.' mockup

'Who said the Germans don't have a sense of humour? Just look at that card Hans Greber and we have haven't been shot at all day.'

from $19.00

'Does my bum look big in this?'

from $19.00

French Army knife

from $19.00

'...and this is the Mess.'

from $19.00

"Did you call for a Medic?"

from $19.00

'Me? Morale Officer? --Why do you always pick on ME?'

'Me? Morale Officer? --Why do you always pick on ME?' mockup

'Me? Morale Officer? --Why do you always pick on ME?'

from $19.00

'M.O.D. find budget replacement for the Fleet Air arm.'

'M.O.D. find budget replacement for the Fleet Air arm.' mockup

'M.O.D. find budget replacement for the Fleet Air arm.'

from $19.00

'At last! Some decent kit.'

from $19.00

Tank driver wielding a slingshot. mockup

Tank driver wielding a slingshot.

from $19.00

'It's been five years since leaving Iraq and I'm still getting the sand out my ears.'

'It's been five years since leaving Iraq and I'm still getting the sand out my ears.' mockup

'It's been five years since leaving Iraq and I'm still getting the sand out my ears.'

from $19.00

Your Country Needs MOO!

from $19.00

Banting in the Yeomanry

from $19.00

At a Country House

from $19.00

'Well done troops: Spring is over, we can have a break now...'

'Well done troops: Spring is over, we can have a break now...' mockup

'Well done troops: Spring is over, we can have a break now...'

from $19.00

"Sir, the platoon suffered heavy casualties from a roadside IUD."

"Sir, the platoon suffered heavy casualties from a roadside IUD." mockup

"Sir, the platoon suffered heavy casualties from a roadside IUD."

from $19.00

General's Coin Toss

from $19.00

'THINGMY ON THE PORT BOW!! You know, what's it called? Long and pointy... Very fast... TORPEDO ON THE PORT BOW!!'

'THINGMY ON THE PORT BOW!! You know, what's it called? Long and pointy... Very fast... TORPEDO ON THE PORT BOW!!' mockup

'THINGMY ON THE PORT BOW!! You know, what's it called? Long and pointy... Very fast... TORPEDO ON THE PORT BOW!!'

from $19.00

My army drill instructors license plate is HUP-2-3-4.

My army drill instructors license plate is HUP-2-3-4. mockup

My army drill instructors license plate is HUP-2-3-4.

from $19.00

'Thank you colonel we'll keep your strategy in mind.'

'Thank you colonel we'll keep your strategy in mind.' mockup

'Thank you colonel we'll keep your strategy in mind.'

from $19.00

Golf war: 'Fore!'

from $19.00

Peacekeeping?

from $19.00

The Emperor of Irony

from $19.00

The Bengal Lancers/Bingo Lancers/Bagel Lancers/Bungle Lancers

The Bengal Lancers/Bingo Lancers/Bagel Lancers/Bungle Lancers mockup

The Bengal Lancers/Bingo Lancers/Bagel Lancers/Bungle Lancers

from $19.00

Beware of the dog.

from $19.00

Army Humorist Gifts Collection

Army Humorist Mugs

Explore our collection of army humorist mugs, perfect for anyone who loves military wit mixed with a bit of caffeine—find your favorite joke today.

Army Humorist Pillows

Discover funny and cozy army-themed pillows, making any space feel like it’s part of the troops with a humorous twist.

Army Humorist Prints

Browse our army humor prints, designed to bring a smile and showcase military wit in a striking visual format—ideal for wall decor that speaks loudly.

Army Humorist T-Shirts

Check out our army humorist t-shirts, where clever military jokes meet casual style—great for any humor enthusiast in uniform or out.