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Soldier

'What'll it be . . . too large or too small?'

'Soldier, shinny up this tree and see if you can locate our bivouac area.'

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

Cat in a tank...

'Look behind you. . . Just kidding.'

"No, you dismantle your nuclear arsenal first."

'At ease, soldier.'

After defeating terror, George and his friends declare war on mild irritation and clouds.

Royal Bear Force - "Honey at 10 o'clock."

A military officer sits at his desk with desk trays marked 'Search' and 'Destroy.'

'Who said the Germans don't have a sense of humour? Just look at that card Hans Greber and we have haven't been shot at all day.'

'...and this is the Mess.'

'Does my bum look big in this?'

French Army knife

"Let's see, this one is cherry flavored, I think this one is blueberry ..."

"Did you call for a Medic?"

Tank driver wielding a slingshot.

'Me? Morale Officer? --Why do you always pick on ME?'

'At last! Some decent kit.'

'M.O.D. find budget replacement for the Fleet Air arm.'

'It's been five years since leaving Iraq and I'm still getting the sand out my ears.'

Your Country Needs MOO!

'Well done troops: Spring is over, we can have a break now...'

At a Country House

Banting in the Yeomanry

"Sir, the platoon suffered heavy casualties from a roadside IUD."

General's Coin Toss

'THINGMY ON THE PORT BOW!! You know, what's it called? Long and pointy... Very fast... TORPEDO ON THE PORT BOW!!'

'I know you didn't just reach through the torpedo tube and grab those fish.'

Beware of the dog.

The Emperor of Irony

"Whoever made fun of my hat better step forward now, or I'll turn this march around!"

'Thank you colonel we'll keep your strategy in mind.'

My army drill instructors license plate is HUP-2-3-4.