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A Trained Dog of War

Hit Or Missler Gun

Welcome to Family Day Open House 1st Armoured Division: 'Careful you don't break anything.'

'This one is for blaming any tactical mistakes on 'the fog of war'.'

Golf war: 'Fore!'

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

Cat in a tank...

"No, you dismantle your nuclear arsenal first."

'At ease, soldier.'

After defeating terror, George and his friends declare war on mild irritation and clouds.

Royal Bear Force - "Honey at 10 o'clock."

'Who said the Germans don't have a sense of humour? Just look at that card Hans Greber and we have haven't been shot at all day.'

'Does my bum look big in this?'

French Army knife

'...and this is the Mess.'

"Did you call for a Medic?"

Tank driver wielding a slingshot.

'M.O.D. find budget replacement for the Fleet Air arm.'

'At last! Some decent kit.'

'It's been five years since leaving Iraq and I'm still getting the sand out my ears.'

Your Country Needs MOO!

Banting in the Yeomanry

At a Country House

'Well done troops: Spring is over, we can have a break now...'

"Sir, the platoon suffered heavy casualties from a roadside IUD."

General's Coin Toss

'THINGMY ON THE PORT BOW!! You know, what's it called? Long and pointy... Very fast... TORPEDO ON THE PORT BOW!!'

US Camouflage School

My army drill instructors license plate is HUP-2-3-4.

'Thank you colonel we'll keep your strategy in mind.'

Peacekeeping?

The Emperor of Irony

'I know you didn't just reach through the torpedo tube and grab those fish.'

'President George P. D. Q. ?3 Bush today called for Gulf War VIII'....'

The Bengal Lancers/Bingo Lancers/Bagel Lancers/Bungle Lancers