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'Rabbit Leader here, No, you may NOT return to base because your sock keeps botching up,'

'General, please hire large armies of foreign mercenaries to complete the works of death, desolation and tyranny.'

"Rescue...we've come to join you."

"Sire, they also want dental."

'It's the consistently defininative obscure obviation coupled with absolute commitment to incomprehensible policy objectives that I find appealing.

National Liberty and Tax Codes.

'If social security were privatized, the administration also suggested a name change to 'Bush-Cheney-Rumsfeld holdings inc.''

The camouflage in vietnam was more comfortable

"My name's God, and I approve this message."

Of Course, we can't expect things to be as good as they have been up to now

"You can let that go till later, Harris."

'M.O.D. find budget replacement for the Fleet Air arm.'

Tank driver wielding a slingshot.

'Me? Morale Officer? --Why do you always pick on ME?'

Just Figureheads.

'There'll be a small tax hike -- I need to build a warehouse to store the budget surplus.'

Supremacist Court

Ad Valorem

Victory speech.

"This is the most transparent administration in history..."

"There are some things medical science cannot explain...like where the hell our health care system is heading."

"Now, should we add something at the end about how wise we are and therefore nothing in here should ever be changed?"

'It's only a slug Norman.'

Red Ink

"He didn't do squat for cats."

'And if you want to investigate alternative courses of treatment, you're entitled to consult your pollster.'

"We were thinking, since your head speechwriter understands the issues better than you do, speaks better than you do, is smarter and better-looking than you.."

"Be sure to say tuned for our upcoming special report: 'Please, God, let this all be a bad dream'."

"Anybody know how to spell anarchy?"

"How dare you not salute the goddess? You'll burn at the stake for this, damn heretic!"