War Humor Fan Gifts

'Rabbit Leader here, No, you may NOT return to base because your sock keeps botching up,'

Archival Warfare

'General, please hire large armies of foreign mercenaries to complete the works of death, desolation and tyranny.'

"Rescue...we've come to join you."

"Sire, they also want dental."

'It's the consistently defininative obscure obviation coupled with absolute commitment to incomprehensible policy objectives that I find appealing.

'If social security were privatized, the administration also suggested a name change to 'Bush-Cheney-Rumsfeld holdings inc.''

"Let's see, this one is cherry flavored, I think this one is blueberry ..."

Of Course, we can't expect things to be as good as they have been up to now

"My name's God, and I approve this message."

The camouflage in vietnam was more comfortable

National Liberty and Tax Codes.

'M.O.D. find budget replacement for the Fleet Air arm.'

'Me? Morale Officer? --Why do you always pick on ME?'

Tank driver wielding a slingshot.

"You can let that go till later, Harris."

Supremacist Court

'There'll be a small tax hike -- I need to build a warehouse to store the budget surplus.'

Trump Tells Greta to "Chill" Even Though The Earth Isn't

Look At The Bright Side

Victory speech.

Ad Valorem

Just Figureheads.

"This is the most transparent administration in history..."

Which One is Pulling Out?

"There are some things medical science cannot explain...like where the hell our health care system is heading."

"Now, should we add something at the end about how wise we are and therefore nothing in here should ever be changed?"

'It's only a slug Norman.'

"Be sure to say tuned for our upcoming special report: 'Please, God, let this all be a bad dream'."

Gang Green

"Anybody know how to spell anarchy?"

"Does it still count as a party if you didn't get p*ssed and throw up in the ficus plant?"

"He didn't do squat for cats."

"We were thinking, since your head speechwriter understands the issues better than you do, speaks better than you do, is smarter and better-looking than you.."

'And if you want to investigate alternative courses of treatment, you're entitled to consult your pollster.'