War Satire Fan Gifts

'But aren't hand grenades supposed to be dangerous?'

Loose Ships Lip Sync

The camouflage in vietnam was more comfortable

Coffin Bomber

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."

Director/Action Man toy.

Doctor examining Easter Island statue.

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

Trump! The Musical

What's normal?

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

" ... and peace be with you, although not likely."

"You know, there are other emojis."

"It's a cage. It's gilded, and I love it."

"Actually, the district office is getting better results with a fresh garlic bagel."

Donald Trump Playing Golf With Hair On Fire

"No Frodo, we are still many leagues from Mordor. This is from a wildfire by I-5 west of Bakersfield."

Putin and Zelensky

The Working Woman's Magazine

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

"The Chicken: Just another body type that shouldn't be permitted to wear yoga pants."

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

Parade of Businessmen

'Good evening! The debate over animal experiments continues...'

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

The Snarky District

'Mom, don't you understand? Those collars are symbols of subservience and repression!'

On the brink.

'My medical school believed laughter is the best medicine.

'I look forward to a bigger and bolder vision in my 2nd term.'

'Curious how all four previous employers spelt 'exceptional' with just an 'x'.'

How am I abducting?