Militaristic Humor Fan Gifts

'Is your security clearance top sacred?'

The camouflage in vietnam was more comfortable

"Let's see, this one is cherry flavored, I think this one is blueberry ..."

"You can let that go till later, Harris."

'Me? Morale Officer? --Why do you always pick on ME?'

'M.O.D. find budget replacement for the Fleet Air arm.'

Tank driver wielding a slingshot.

Ad Valorem

Hague Convention Defied! Failure of the new Tommy-Scalder.

'It's only a slug Norman.'

'Hamster Swat Team.'

'When you ordered the troops to charge, sire, they went into town and ran up a huge bar tab.'

'I keep yelling at my privates.'

"Bad news Darling, I'm going to be posted abroad"

'When did 'At Ease' become 'Chill'?'

"Dear Mum, please stop sending me food parcels..."

'We had no idea you were coming' - ACME Stealth Missile

"So...were they open to negotiations?"

“Sarge, could you please stop trying to hold my hand!”

'General practitoner'

"Boots on the ground are one thing. Boots on my table quite another."

Really big bang

Cat tipping a fish out of a bird box

'You do realise we are going to have to kill you!'

Loose Ships Lip Sync

"It varies, but offhand I'd say around 750 'bang-bangs' equal one 'boom'."

The changing of the guard.

"Is something funny, soldier?"

'Rabbit Leader here, No, you may NOT return to base because your sock keeps botching up,'

'It was the only white thing I had.'

'By the way, what are we in line for?'

Army PR: 'Okay,stand to attention men! Here comes the Brigadeer!'

'Completed the pyramid, eh? Now take it down to the ground.'

The True Reason of War. A Little Frontier Incident in Alsace, July 1914.

"Duty calling on line two, sir."