Militaristic Humor Fan Gifts

'Is your security clearance top sacred?'

The camouflage in vietnam was more comfortable

Tank driver wielding a slingshot.

"You can let that go till later, Harris."

'Me? Morale Officer? --Why do you always pick on ME?'

'M.O.D. find budget replacement for the Fleet Air arm.'

Ad Valorem

Hague Convention Defied! Failure of the new Tommy-Scalder.

'It's only a slug Norman.'

'I keep yelling at my privates.'

'Hamster Swat Team.'

"Bad news Darling, I'm going to be posted abroad"

'When did 'At Ease' become 'Chill'?'

"Dear Mum, please stop sending me food parcels..."

"Boots on the ground are one thing. Boots on my table quite another."

'Rabbit Leader here, No, you may NOT return to base because your sock keeps botching up,'

'General practitoner'

“Sarge, could you please stop trying to hold my hand!”

"It varies, but offhand I'd say around 750 'bang-bangs' equal one 'boom'."

Cat tipping a fish out of a bird box

"So...were they open to negotiations?"

Really big bang

'We had no idea you were coming' - ACME Stealth Missile

'You do realise we are going to have to kill you!'

The changing of the guard.

'It was the only white thing I had.'

'By the way, what are we in line for?'

Army PR: 'Okay,stand to attention men! Here comes the Brigadeer!'

'Completed the pyramid, eh? Now take it down to the ground.'

"Duty calling on line two, sir."

The True Reason of War. A Little Frontier Incident in Alsace, July 1914.

"Then it's agreed. I'll send you a lieutenant in exchange for a clerk typist and a staff sergeant."