War Humorist Pillows

Fate Meets Fatima in Fallujah

Can't Win For Losing

A Trained Dog of War

Hit Or Missler Gun

Welcome to Family Day Open House 1st Armoured Division: 'Careful you don't break anything.'

'This one is for blaming any tactical mistakes on 'the fog of war'.'

Golf war: 'Fore!'

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

Cat in a tank...

"No, you dismantle your nuclear arsenal first."

'At ease, soldier.'

After defeating terror, George and his friends declare war on mild irritation and clouds.

Royal Bear Force - "Honey at 10 o'clock."

'Who said the Germans don't have a sense of humour? Just look at that card Hans Greber and we have haven't been shot at all day.'

'...and this is the Mess.'

"Did you call for a Medic?"

French Army knife

'Does my bum look big in this?'

'M.O.D. find budget replacement for the Fleet Air arm.'

'At last! Some decent kit.'

Tank driver wielding a slingshot.

At a Country House

Banting in the Yeomanry

'It's been five years since leaving Iraq and I'm still getting the sand out my ears.'

'Well done troops: Spring is over, we can have a break now...'

Your Country Needs MOO!

"Sir, the platoon suffered heavy casualties from a roadside IUD."

General's Coin Toss

'THINGMY ON THE PORT BOW!! You know, what's it called? Long and pointy... Very fast... TORPEDO ON THE PORT BOW!!'

'Hamster Swat Team.'

"Bad news Darling, I'm going to be posted abroad"

US Camouflage School

Beware of the dog.

'I know you didn't just reach through the torpedo tube and grab those fish.'

My army drill instructors license plate is HUP-2-3-4.