Warfare Humorist Pillows

General's Coin Toss

Hague Convention Defied! The Tatcho Bomb.

'Can we have our ball back, please?'

"Sire, the barbarian's are no longer at the gate...they're inside it!"

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

Cat in a tank...

"No, you dismantle your nuclear arsenal first."

'At ease, soldier.'

After defeating terror, George and his friends declare war on mild irritation and clouds.

Royal Bear Force - "Honey at 10 o'clock."

'Who said the Germans don't have a sense of humour? Just look at that card Hans Greber and we have haven't been shot at all day.'

'...and this is the Mess.'

French Army knife

"Did you call for a Medic?"

'Does my bum look big in this?'

'Me? Morale Officer? --Why do you always pick on ME?'

Tank driver wielding a slingshot.

'At last! Some decent kit.'

'M.O.D. find budget replacement for the Fleet Air arm.'

Banting in the Yeomanry

At a Country House

'It's been five years since leaving Iraq and I'm still getting the sand out my ears.'

Your Country Needs MOO!

'Well done troops: Spring is over, we can have a break now...'

"Sir, the platoon suffered heavy casualties from a roadside IUD."

'THINGMY ON THE PORT BOW!! You know, what's it called? Long and pointy... Very fast... TORPEDO ON THE PORT BOW!!'

Golf war: 'Fore!'

'Thank you colonel we'll keep your strategy in mind.'

US Camouflage School

My army drill instructors license plate is HUP-2-3-4.

Peacekeeping?

The Emperor of Irony

'I know you didn't just reach through the torpedo tube and grab those fish.'

The Bengal Lancers/Bingo Lancers/Bagel Lancers/Bungle Lancers

Beware of the dog.