Navy Humorist Pillows

'Tell Tale' - The Drawbacks of Over-Tight Ponytails

Navy Walrus Program.

Cat in a tank...

'Get the net ready, Alice. I think it's a big one.'

Sir Joseph Porter, KCB, First Lord of the Admiralty HMS Pinafore

"My wife is the queen of misheard lyrics! Listen to her singing carefully next time: it's hilarious..."

"...for a canal I thought that was unusually short."

"No, you dismantle your nuclear arsenal first."

'At ease, soldier.'

"That's the last time I buy a dog from a cartoonist."

Captain Hook getting his hook stuck in the rail, again

"I'm the Class Clown fish."

Japanese Whaling

Royal Bear Force - "Honey at 10 o'clock."

Well yes, I am a Blue Whale, but that doesn't mean I'm depressed...

"This crew gets 15 miles to the pound of gruel. They're very fuel efficient."

"Will thee not sayeth uncle?!"

"Captain, we've taken on strippers."

"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."

"With the benefit of hindsight, I’d say no, Ed, it wasn’t ‘funny’ letting him steer the boat!"

'The trick to scaring surfers is to only show your dorsal fin when you surface next to them...'

"Did you call for a Medic?"

"I was caught and released. But according to news reports, I remain a fish of interest."

French Army knife

Man painting MOM on boat

Walking the Plank.

'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

'Does my bum look big in this?'

'Where do you want to go for breakfast, fancy an Australian or do you want to nip over to Hawaii?'

'...and this is the Mess.'

"Is a six pack enough? I can go back out."

'At last! Some decent kit.'

'Well done troops: Spring is over, we can have a break now...'

Banting in the Yeomanry

At a Country House