Military Buff Gifts

Now I cannot overstress the importance of order here!

'Hey, most climb over, but whatever works for you.'

Corn Silo / Wheat Silo / Missile Silo

Old veteran walking in sun casting a giant shadow as a young soldier

'...You push the wrong button, and now, instead of our fans enjoying a fireworks display, we've got an international incident on our hands.'

"Deploy countermeasures, for crying out loud! Oy, you're just like your father but lazier."

'Not bad kid, but you'd be vulnerable to attacks here and here.'

'Wait Samir! It's not a drone strike! It's my Sarah Millican DVD from Amazon.'

'I never should have left the circus.'

Grasshopper Boot Camp: 'When I say 'jump' you jump!'

Valet Parking.

"When it comes to surviving, you're learning from the best."

Recruiting: 'I'm a ground-pounder.' 'I'm a grunt.' 'I'm an airman.'

'Hold your fire! He's just flossing!'

'I'm sure it's not missing, it's probably right in front of us.'

'Female recruitment must be down.'

'What do you mean it doesn't work? It's not rocket science!'

'I ran away from the circus to join the army.'

Old Man Boot Camp: 'Hoist those trousers up higher! Unzip that fly and get some soup stains on that cardigan...'

It's your replacement for 'Nimrod'!

"The men are excited about getting to shoot a lawyer."

Christmas Tree of War

Beware of dog sign (tank)

Paratrooper landed in tree just as boy swinging at pinata.

"Highlight the battleship-gray."

'Unit D to Base: Picnic in sector 7G, I repeat, Picnic in sector 7G... Send reinforcements...'

Marine Corps Bar Exam.

'You'll recieve anger management training where you'll be taught to kill in an aloof,professional way.'

'We haven't been able to locate their strike force, sir, but we did find a lost puppy...'

'His experience as a paratrooper in the army was good training for feeding cattle. Both take lots of guts.'

"He must have forgotten something."

Saving Pin Ryan.

'Chili again?'

Security Breach

'Was it something I said?'