War Buff Gifts

"I can't imagine how things could get any worse."

War and War

Why the public doesn't need to know really secret stuff about Iraq...

"Have they decided not to have M-day."

"Remember when we had to get along on twenty-one dollars a month!"

That's What Happens

Learning the Goose Step

The Multi-movement Bomb Catcher

'Would you prefer to see US troops pull out of Iraq with: (a.) A sensible exit strategy; (b.) A clever hollywood ending?'

The Lessons of VietnamThe Lessons of Iran and ContraThe Lessons of Iraq.

Herbert Asquith, PM

'Remember, this is only a temp position.'

'Don't tell the Fuhrer I filled the war head with jellybabies, you know upset he gets.'

Napoleon and Josephine

'To be honest, I'm a little surprised the dating service matched us up.'

Swiss army hospital...'scalpel...'

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

"War is hell and so is this soup."

Decorated officer - 'And these are for keeping my pants up.'

"This just in... the country has adopted a 24 hr military clock... ...details at 23."

The Tiger Tank that came to Safari Tea.

Filling the Missile Gap

Military style hedgehog

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

Arnold's first day on the job - 'What do you mean...no director!!!...and who is going to tell me what to do?'

"He wanted a heavily decorated cake for his birthday."

'...You push the wrong button, and now, instead of our fans enjoying a fireworks display, we've got an international incident on our hands.'

COWMIKAZES

“Oi! This is a no fly zone!”

"When I got laid off, the corporation enlisted me in the army."

"Especially modified you say..."

The Drone

"Our intelligencia said we will be outnumbered 100 to one, but that we can hope it's only fake news."

Old veteran walking in sun casting a giant shadow as a young soldier

'Chili again?'