Cold War Buff Gifts

'Neutron bombs are 'clean' bombs ... They level people but leave buildings standing'

"Let's go someplace where where we can talk quietly."

"Let's have no discord, hon. We'd be playing right into the hands of the Russians."

Anti-Bernie Sanders Attack Ads Are Going to Be Awesome

Russian Spy Debriefing

Russian Spy Debriefing

Russian Secret Service gives a dinner for dissidents.

Kim Jong II still wants to play 'Doctor Strangelove'.

Nuclear Arms Treaty

Joseph Stalin

"You can stop humming 'Private Eyes' by Hall & Oates now!"

"Comrade Major, you do recall that the last batch of honeypot photographs of an american politician ruined the reputation of our female operative."

Sanctions Against Putin and the Oligarchs

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

"War is hell and so is this soup."

"Congratulations, Trumpism. It's ot often we initiate a new horseman."

Decorated officer - 'And these are for keeping my pants up.'

That's What Happens

"Where is everyone?" "You had 'everyone' killed." "Stalin family reunion"

There were originally four musketeers. He said that the pen is mightier than the sword.

The Lessons of VietnamThe Lessons of Iran and ContraThe Lessons of Iraq.

Harry S. Truman

The Tiger Tank that came to Safari Tea.

"This just in... the country has adopted a 24 hr military clock... ...details at 23."

Of Mice and Men.

"Remember when we had to get along on twenty-one dollars a month!"

Filling the Missile Gap

Military style hedgehog

"Tonight we are going out to plunder, lads!"

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

"He wanted a heavily decorated cake for his birthday."

'...You push the wrong button, and now, instead of our fans enjoying a fireworks display, we've got an international incident on our hands.'

"Especially modified you say..."

"Our intelligencia said we will be outnumbered 100 to one, but that we can hope it's only fake news."