Cold War Buff Gifts

'Neutron bombs are 'clean' bombs ... They level people but leave buildings standing'

"Let's go someplace where where we can talk quietly."

"Let's have no discord, hon. We'd be playing right into the hands of the Russians."

Russian Secret Service gives a dinner for dissidents.

Kim Jong II still wants to play 'Doctor Strangelove'.

Nuclear Arms Treaty

Joseph Stalin

"Comrade Major, you do recall that the last batch of honeypot photographs of an american politician ruined the reputation of our female operative."

Sanctions Against Putin and the Oligarchs

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

"War is hell and so is this soup."

"Congratulations, Trumpism. It's ot often we initiate a new horseman."

Decorated officer - 'And these are for keeping my pants up.'

"Where is everyone?" "You had 'everyone' killed." "Stalin family reunion"

The Tiger Tank that came to Safari Tea.

Harry S. Truman

"This just in... the country has adopted a 24 hr military clock... ...details at 23."

The Lessons of VietnamThe Lessons of Iran and ContraThe Lessons of Iraq.

Of Mice and Men.

"Tonight we are going out to plunder, lads!"

Military style hedgehog

Filling the Missile Gap

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

"Remember when we had to get along on twenty-one dollars a month!"

"He wanted a heavily decorated cake for his birthday."

'...You push the wrong button, and now, instead of our fans enjoying a fireworks display, we've got an international incident on our hands.'

"Our intelligencia said we will be outnumbered 100 to one, but that we can hope it's only fake news."

“Oi! This is a no fly zone!”

"Especially modified you say..."

"When I got laid off, the corporation enlisted me in the army."

"I can't imagine how things could get any worse."

Old veteran walking in sun casting a giant shadow as a young soldier

"Our intelligence shows that everybody loves us."

'Chili again?'