Cold War Buffs Gifts

The Arms race heats up again. . .

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

"Where is everyone?" "You had 'everyone' killed." "Stalin family reunion"

Harry S. Truman

The Lessons of VietnamThe Lessons of Iran and ContraThe Lessons of Iraq.

Giant slug attacks a city

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

"Remember when we had to get along on twenty-one dollars a month!"

'Igor, quit bugging me!'

"I can't imagine how things could get any worse."

'Why would a just God allow so many teenage vampire movies?'

Glasnost

'Every war game scenario I've run has you picking up the check.'

"Lady Liberty, I choose you...ooo...ooo...oooh!"

Alexei Kosygin

"I should now like to make a few anti-Soviet remarks."

Scarecrow chasing Igor with a brain

Old cold warriors home: 'By god, I'll tell you who was soft on communism. . .'

'I never rule out any negotiating tool!'

Ex-soldier carrying a tank home.

'A lot of successful politicians opposed the Vietnam war, Senator, but if you were actually a MEMBER of the Viet Cong....'

'Let me guess - You want to be a helicopter pilot?'

Oberon and Titania as Abraham Lincoln and Miss Virginia

"It's soon to be listed in the National Register of Historic Military Holes in the Ground."

'Honey, please don't ask Grandaddy about the war.'

Nikita Khrushchev

"Have they decided not to have M-day."