Army Buff Gifts

Swiss army hospital...'scalpel...'

Sympathy

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

"War is hell and so is this soup."

That's What Happens

Decorated officer - 'And these are for keeping my pants up.'

"This just in... the country has adopted a 24 hr military clock... ...details at 23."

The Lessons of VietnamThe Lessons of Iran and ContraThe Lessons of Iraq.

The Tiger Tank that came to Safari Tea.

"He wanted a heavily decorated cake for his birthday."

Filling the Missile Gap

Military style hedgehog

"Remember when we had to get along on twenty-one dollars a month!"

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

'...You push the wrong button, and now, instead of our fans enjoying a fireworks display, we've got an international incident on our hands.'

"When I got laid off, the corporation enlisted me in the army."

"Our intelligencia said we will be outnumbered 100 to one, but that we can hope it's only fake news."

"But I use all of them!"

"Especially modified you say..."

“Oi! This is a no fly zone!”

Old veteran walking in sun casting a giant shadow as a young soldier

"I can't imagine how things could get any worse."

'Chili again?'

"Can you do battle with him later?... He's watching, 'Game of Thrones'."

"FORE!"

US aid to Ukraine

And this one i got for properly polishing my medals.

Marine-LAPD Ridealongs

Birds on the wing

US fears missile competition.

Sub Editor

'Not bad kid, but you'd be vulnerable to attacks here and here.'

"Sir, our hood ornament is slowing us down."

While doing routine recon over the pacific ocean, lietenants Cromwell and Olsen make a startling discovery.

'Every war game scenario I've run has you picking up the check.'