Military Tactics Buff Gifts

What do you mean by "Surgical Bombing"?

'You could be a constant inspiration for us to come up with a plan to get a leg up on our competition...you're hired!'

'It has come to my attention that we need to hedge against our five-year plan.'

"Monsieur, si vous plaît. I'm sure I ordered the fusilli and not the Fusilier."

You Are Here - Uncle Sam's Exit Strategy

Swiss army hospital...'scalpel...'

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

"War is hell and so is this soup."

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

Alternative fielding positions

Decorated officer - 'And these are for keeping my pants up.'

The Tiger Tank that came to Safari Tea.

"This just in... the country has adopted a 24 hr military clock... ...details at 23."

Military style hedgehog

"He wanted a heavily decorated cake for his birthday."

Filling the Missile Gap

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

Tic-tac-toe

' A new idea '

'Well, back to the old drawing board.'

'...You push the wrong button, and now, instead of our fans enjoying a fireworks display, we've got an international incident on our hands.'

A military officer sits at his desk with desk trays marked 'Search' and 'Destroy.'

Traffic Management Strategic Group

"Especially modified you say..."

"When I got laid off, the corporation enlisted me in the army."

The Drone

"Our intelligencia said we will be outnumbered 100 to one, but that we can hope it's only fake news."

“Oi! This is a no fly zone!”

"Wentworth, could I take another look at that reorganization plan?"

Old veteran walking in sun casting a giant shadow as a young soldier

'So, what do you want to talk about?'

'Chili again?'

The USA...

"At last, a low-level panel!"

"FORE!"