Military Strategy Buffs Gifts

George W. on North Korea

'We have to fight 'em over there...'

The USA football team goes on the offensive.

'We had no idea you were coming' - ACME Stealth Missile

'You could be a constant inspiration for us to come up with a plan to get a leg up on our competition...you're hired!'

'It has come to my attention that we need to hedge against our five-year plan.'

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

"War is hell and so is this soup."

Decorated officer - 'And these are for keeping my pants up.'

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

Alternative fielding positions

"This just in... the country has adopted a 24 hr military clock... ...details at 23."

The Tiger Tank that came to Safari Tea.

'General, please hire large armies of foreign mercenaries to complete the works of death, desolation and tyranny.'

Tic-tac-toe

Military style hedgehog

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

"He wanted a heavily decorated cake for his birthday."

Filling the Missile Gap

' A new idea '

'...You push the wrong button, and now, instead of our fans enjoying a fireworks display, we've got an international incident on our hands.'

Traffic Management Strategic Group

A military officer sits at his desk with desk trays marked 'Search' and 'Destroy.'

The Drone

"Our intelligencia said we will be outnumbered 100 to one, but that we can hope it's only fake news."

"Especially modified you say..."

'It's the moral highground occupation force.'

“Oi! This is a no fly zone!”

"When I got laid off, the corporation enlisted me in the army."

"Wentworth, could I take another look at that reorganization plan?"

Old veteran walking in sun casting a giant shadow as a young soldier

'So, what do you want to talk about?'

The USA...

'Chili again?'

"At last, a low-level panel!"