Military Strategy Buffs Gifts

Boomerang

Circular Reasoning

George W. on North Korea

'We have to fight 'em over there...'

The USA football team goes on the offensive.

'We had no idea you were coming' - ACME Stealth Missile

'You could be a constant inspiration for us to come up with a plan to get a leg up on our competition...you're hired!'

'It has come to my attention that we need to hedge against our five-year plan.'

"War is hell and so is this soup."

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

Alternative fielding positions

Decorated officer - 'And these are for keeping my pants up.'

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

"This just in... the country has adopted a 24 hr military clock... ...details at 23."

'General, please hire large armies of foreign mercenaries to complete the works of death, desolation and tyranny.'

The Tiger Tank that came to Safari Tea.

Filling the Missile Gap

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

"He wanted a heavily decorated cake for his birthday."

Military style hedgehog

Tic-tac-toe

' A new idea '

'Well, back to the old drawing board.'

'...You push the wrong button, and now, instead of our fans enjoying a fireworks display, we've got an international incident on our hands.'

A military officer sits at his desk with desk trays marked 'Search' and 'Destroy.'

Traffic Management Strategic Group

“Oi! This is a no fly zone!”

"When I got laid off, the corporation enlisted me in the army."

"Our intelligencia said we will be outnumbered 100 to one, but that we can hope it's only fake news."

'It's the moral highground occupation force.'

The Drone

Split Decision

"Especially modified you say..."

"Wentworth, could I take another look at that reorganization plan?"

Old veteran walking in sun casting a giant shadow as a young soldier