
Mohammed: Hero Drone Commander of the Pakistani Army.
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Mohammed: Hero Drone Commander of the Pakistani Army.
'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'
We Tenatively Oppose War on Strictly Procedural Grounds
You Are Here - Uncle Sam's Exit Strategy
Putin and Zelensky
"Hurry up with that dictionary!"
'General, please hire large armies of foreign mercenaries to complete the works of death, desolation and tyranny.'
Two Ways out of Iraq.
'There's too much corruption in the third world.'
"Nothing like a good shot of democracy to help fight terrorist cells."
Got stuck in Iraqi oil, Unca Sam?
Billions for Terrorists, No Tribute to Americans
Ukraine Crisis
Terrorism leaves Iraq and moves on to new places.
Most valuable element.
"You don't even need to lie down on the therapy couch! Any therapy would be totally senseless, Mr. Putin!"
"In the spirit of co-operation, peace and friendship with the people of Earth, we welcome Captain Zork and his incredible advanced weapons technology..."
A military officer sits at his desk with desk trays marked 'Search' and 'Destroy.'
'Good news from the field, sire! Attila did not like the referee's call, so he's folding up his tents, taking his ball and going home!'
Modern Warfare: Surgical Strike
Nuclear Proliferation
Trouble everywhere...
Erdogan Replaces Trump on Putin Horse
Foxhole - digging robot
Putin's Mutual Destruction
"An Iraq attack is one thing, but I'm not sure about a Persian incursion."
"World War III? Hmm. O.K., but, remember, nobody gets hurt."
'It's the moral highground occupation force.'
Ukraine Pinata
Split Decision
"It's the kind of missile system that says, 'Hey, these peace negotiations aren't really going very well.'"
The search for Weapons of Mass Destruction
Bush and his exit 'strategery'
Model Nato Afghanistan Army
Nato Membership
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