Military Strategy Geek Gifts

"I don't know about you, but Clinton has certainly bombed his way back into my heart."

For the War Inventions Board. The Pilsner Pump for Tapping the Enemy's Supper Beer

'They've left a peace offering, the cowards.'

'It's nice to know our son died for a cause.'

Grim Reaper and the 7th

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

We Tenatively Oppose War on Strictly Procedural Grounds

You Are Here - Uncle Sam's Exit Strategy

Putin and Zelensky

'General, please hire large armies of foreign mercenaries to complete the works of death, desolation and tyranny.'

"Hurry up with that dictionary!"

Two Ways out of Iraq.

'There's too much corruption in the third world.'

"Nothing like a good shot of democracy to help fight terrorist cells."

Terrorism leaves Iraq and moves on to new places.

Most valuable element.

Ukraine Crisis

"You don't even need to lie down on the therapy couch! Any therapy would be totally senseless, Mr. Putin!"

Billions for Terrorists, No Tribute to Americans

Atomic Bear: Part 14

Got stuck in Iraqi oil, Unca Sam?

"In the spirit of co-operation, peace and friendship with the people of Earth, we welcome Captain Zork and his incredible advanced weapons technology..."

A military officer sits at his desk with desk trays marked 'Search' and 'Destroy.'

'Good news from the field, sire! Attila did not like the referee's call, so he's folding up his tents, taking his ball and going home!'

Modern Warfare: Surgical Strike

"World War III? Hmm. O.K., but, remember, nobody gets hurt."

Trouble everywhere...

Nuclear Proliferation

"It's the kind of missile system that says, 'Hey, these peace negotiations aren't really going very well.'"

"An Iraq attack is one thing, but I'm not sure about a Persian incursion."

Bush and his exit 'strategery'

Putin's Mutual Destruction

Foxhole - digging robot

The search for Weapons of Mass Destruction

Erdogan Replaces Trump on Putin Horse