Military Strategy Guru Gifts

"I think we're on the cusp of a breakthrough here!"

Obama Sells Out to Both Sides in Syria

"I'm afraid 'It's a surprise', doesn't cut it as a growth strategy."

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

We Tenatively Oppose War on Strictly Procedural Grounds

"Unfortunately, the consumer was not as demanding as we had hoped."

You Are Here - Uncle Sam's Exit Strategy

"Can we please just stick to the core business?"

'There's too much corruption in the third world.'

"Hurry up with that dictionary!"

Two Ways out of Iraq.

'General, please hire large armies of foreign mercenaries to complete the works of death, desolation and tyranny.'

Shaped Much Different: Vietnam and Afghanistan.

"Nothing like a good shot of democracy to help fight terrorist cells."

"You don't even need to lie down on the therapy couch! Any therapy would be totally senseless, Mr. Putin!"

Billions for Terrorists, No Tribute to Americans

Ukraine Crisis

Terrorism leaves Iraq and moves on to new places.

Most valuable element.

Got stuck in Iraqi oil, Unca Sam?

'Our strategy is perfect! This is the customers' fault - they don't think the way WE do!'

"In the spirit of co-operation, peace and friendship with the people of Earth, we welcome Captain Zork and his incredible advanced weapons technology..."

"I know it's a big risk, Fred, but don't lose sight of its strongest selling point: You're taking it, not me!"

'Good news from the field, sire! Attila did not like the referee's call, so he's folding up his tents, taking his ball and going home!'

Modern Warfare: Surgical Strike

A military officer sits at his desk with desk trays marked 'Search' and 'Destroy.'

Foxhole - digging robot

Trouble everywhere...

Bush and his exit 'strategery'

Putin's Mutual Destruction

'It's the moral highground occupation force.'

"An Iraq attack is one thing, but I'm not sure about a Persian incursion."

"World War III? Hmm. O.K., but, remember, nobody gets hurt."

Split Decision

"It's the kind of missile system that says, 'Hey, these peace negotiations aren't really going very well.'"