Military Strategy Buff Gifts

The USA...

Kim Jong Un rocket test fails.

"...and find out what happened to my sandwich!"

'Ballistic missile test successful! Private, what was the point of impact?' 'Duh, to make the missile explode?'

The Jumping Tank

Nato Peace

"We must prepare for the threat of China laying claim to Raducanu."

'...And with this shot begins a whole new glorious chapter in our country's long history of military aggression, exploitation, dominance, and overkill.'

Experts say it's LONG-range with a SHORT-fuse!

'Hamster Swat Team.'

'Hey, look at this! I've just hacked into the Pentagon's website!'

'It's for close tank combat.'

Tank Donations to Ukraine

Modern William Tell Uses An Air-Strike To Hit Apple

Anniversary of Capture of Gibraltar

Hello, you've reached the private line of the Secretary of Defense. At last! We tried calling you all day yesterday to alert you to an imminent threat. How did you get this number? It was coming straight at your nation-state at speeds approaching Kebin 2. What are you talking about? What's "Klebin 2"? Apologies. In earthlingese that would be "mach 23," or 24.140.16 kilometers per hour. Good lord! I'd better wake ... Not to worry. Our sensors locked on to it as soon as it launched from your North

ACME Weapons, Inc. Next time explain to the Pentagon why their order is delayed. Don't just say "We can't tank you enough."

American Bombs

Don't Worry, Afghanistan, We Will Always Be Here for You

Just a Little More War Please

Afghan Endgame

More is Less

Drone Questions

"Let's not waste missiles on cities not important enough to have a professional sports franchise."

'You could be a constant inspiration for us to come up with a plan to get a leg up on our competition...you're hired!'

'It has come to my attention that we need to hedge against our five-year plan.'

"Monsieur, si vous plaît. I'm sure I ordered the fusilli and not the Fusilier."

"War is hell and so is this soup."

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

Decorated officer - 'And these are for keeping my pants up.'

Alternative fielding positions

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

"This just in... the country has adopted a 24 hr military clock... ...details at 23."

'General, please hire large armies of foreign mercenaries to complete the works of death, desolation and tyranny.'

The Tiger Tank that came to Safari Tea.