"War, J.B. is the continuation of business by other means."
Military Theory Buff Gifts
Looking for a gift for the military theory buff? Our collection features clever designs on mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints that celebrate strategic minds and battlefield brilliance. Whether they’re a history enthusiast or a strategy geek, find something that fuels their passion and adds a touch of humor or respect to their collection.
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"Monsieur, si vous plaît. I'm sure I ordered the fusilli and not the Fusilier."
'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'
Servicemen.
"Postwar is hell."
'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'
WW2 fighter pilot with emoji kills
"War is hell and so is this soup."
HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.
"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."
Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.
Decorated officer - 'And these are for keeping my pants up.'
'If your calculations are correct, this completely revolutionizes everything we thought we knew about why chalk squeaks on a blackboard!'
"This just in... the country has adopted a 24 hr military clock... ...details at 23."
'General, please hire large armies of foreign mercenaries to complete the works of death, desolation and tyranny.'
Monuments
The Tiger Tank that came to Safari Tea.
"He wanted a heavily decorated cake for his birthday."
Filling the Missile Gap
"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"
Military style hedgehog
Atomic Bear: Part 14
Thank you to those who never came home and to those who never left their side.
'...You push the wrong button, and now, instead of our fans enjoying a fireworks display, we've got an international incident on our hands.'
Defence Cutbacks.
How the US Succeeded in Afghanistan
“Oi! This is a no fly zone!”
"Our intelligencia said we will be outnumbered 100 to one, but that we can hope it's only fake news."
"When I got laid off, the corporation enlisted me in the army."
The Drone
'You bought an F-14 equipped with an internal 20 mm vulcan gatling-type paintball gun? I think you might be taking this paintball thing a little too seriously!'
"Especially modified you say..."
"Actually, I think it's a cluster of SCUD missiles heading our way!"
'It's amazing what you can get on e-Bay these days.'
Military Theory Buff Gifts Collection
Military Theory Buff Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs designed for the military theory enthusiast. Find witty and strategic designs that make every coffee break a tactical success.
Military Theory Buff Pillows
Discover pillows with military theory concepts and witty humor. They add a strategic touch to any space with comfort and personality.
Military Theory Buff Prints
Browse our striking prints featuring military strategy and history. Ideal for the proud military theory buff's home or office decor.
Military Theory Buff T-Shirts
Check out our T-shirts for the military theory lover. Featuring clever slogans and tactical themes, these tees are perfect for making a strategic statement.