Military Theory Gifts

"War, J.B. is the continuation of business by other means."

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

We Tenatively Oppose War on Strictly Procedural Grounds

You Are Here - Uncle Sam's Exit Strategy

Suzie would later win a Nobel Prize for her Law of Special Social Relativity.

Sigmund Freud.

That's What Happens

"Space is curved and time is relative? Yeah, OK...I'm calling you a cab right now, buddy."

'There's too much corruption in the third world.'

'General, please hire large armies of foreign mercenaries to complete the works of death, desolation and tyranny.'

"Hurry up with that dictionary!"

Two Ways out of Iraq.

"Nothing like a good shot of democracy to help fight terrorist cells."

Got stuck in Iraqi oil, Unca Sam?

Most valuable element.

Billions for Terrorists, No Tribute to Americans

"You don't even need to lie down on the therapy couch! Any therapy would be totally senseless, Mr. Putin!"

Intolerable

Ukraine Crisis

Terrorism leaves Iraq and moves on to new places.

"In the spirit of co-operation, peace and friendship with the people of Earth, we welcome Captain Zork and his incredible advanced weapons technology..."

'Good news from the field, sire! Attila did not like the referee's call, so he's folding up his tents, taking his ball and going home!'

A military officer sits at his desk with desk trays marked 'Search' and 'Destroy.'

Modern Warfare: Surgical Strike

"I don't think you can get a peace prize for ending a war that you started."

Split Decision

The search for Weapons of Mass Destruction

Trouble everywhere...

"Hack back with all you've got!"

Nuclear Proliferation

"World War III? Hmm. O.K., but, remember, nobody gets hurt."

Putin's Mutual Destruction

Foxhole - digging robot