Military Philosopher Gifts

"The way I see it, angst is the whole gestalt."

You Are Here - Uncle Sam's Exit Strategy

'General, please hire large armies of foreign mercenaries to complete the works of death, desolation and tyranny.'

'Ignore them, Charlie. They're nothing but philistines. I liked your poetry, truly I did!'

"Looting and plundering! Looting and plundering! There must be more to life!...."

The Appearance of the Gatling Machine-Gun in 1864 caught the world by surprise.

'Steady,...not yet,...hold your positions.'

Monument To Whatever It Was The U.S. Accomplished In Afghanistan

'Sure, we kill a few innocent people with drones, but think how many innocent people die in auto accidents.'

"Fellow Kurds! Trump has betrayed his. His fealty to Erdoğan leaves us abandoned while Saudi Arabia gets more military support."

"War, J.B. is the continuation of business by other means."

"I said it was time to send in the DRAGOONS!"

Stale Ostrich Egg Throwers

How's my blitzkrieging?

Fruitless Attempt of the Army of the Potomac to Move Towards the Rappahanock

"He's a lobbyist for the defense industry."

On the Brink of War with Russia-British Fleet Despatched

"I think we're on the cusp of a breakthrough here!"

"After the Taliban captured Kabul, the immediately started the siege of Washington!"

"Of course there was sex and drugs when I was your age, but it was sex and drugs about ending the war."

"I want to apologize for some of the remarks I made during the heat of battle."

History has mercifully forgotten the incredibly brief reign of Dingus Khan.

"Careful boys! I think we just stumbled into a mimefield..."

'Radio active depleted uranium dump'

'Iraq - A Hard Place'

"Bon pillage!"

Hegseth heading the American Military

'I called up my own reserve unit by mistake!'

Hague Convention Defied! Using Siphons of Laughing Gas to Overcome the British before an Attack in France.