War Philosopher Gifts

Looking for a unique gift for a war philosopher? Our collection features witty, insightful products that combine strategic thinking with philosophical humor. Perfect for thinkers who enjoy a clever twist on history and warfare themes.

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"Of course there was sex and drugs when I was your age, but it was sex and drugs about ending the war."

"Of course there was sex and drugs when I was your age, but it was sex and drugs about ending the war." mockup

"Of course there was sex and drugs when I was your age, but it was sex and drugs about ending the war."

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"I don't like the looks of that!" mockup

"I don't like the looks of that!"

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Putin and Zelensky

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'Sorry, Marx, but your writing ability doesn't meet our needs.'

'Sorry, Marx, but your writing ability doesn't meet our needs.' mockup

'Sorry, Marx, but your writing ability doesn't meet our needs.'

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Denazification

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'Would you say your glass is half empty or half full?' 'Whose round is it?'

'Would you say your glass is half empty or half full?' 'Whose round is it?' mockup

'Would you say your glass is half empty or half full?' 'Whose round is it?'

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Citizen of the world.

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'Ignore them, Charlie. They're nothing but philistines. I liked your poetry, truly I did!'

'Ignore them, Charlie. They're nothing but philistines. I liked your poetry, truly I did!' mockup

'Ignore them, Charlie. They're nothing but philistines. I liked your poetry, truly I did!'

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"I have to admit Dick Cheney makes a strong argument for torture. But I still think torturing him would be wrong."

"I have to admit Dick Cheney makes a strong argument for torture. But I still think torturing him would be wrong." mockup

"I have to admit Dick Cheney makes a strong argument for torture. But I still think torturing him would be wrong."

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"Looting and plundering! Looting and plundering! There must be more to life!...."

"Looting and plundering! Looting and plundering! There must be more to life!...." mockup

"Looting and plundering! Looting and plundering! There must be more to life!...."

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"Mission 66.666% accomplished."

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Labour moderates rallying cry.

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"These 'ordinary working class' types, I think my scout at Oxford must have been one."

"These 'ordinary working class' types, I think my scout at Oxford must have been one." mockup

"These 'ordinary working class' types, I think my scout at Oxford must have been one."

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When fascism comes to America, it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying a cross.

When fascism comes to America, it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying a cross. mockup

When fascism comes to America, it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying a cross.

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'I might even change my views on genetics research if scientists could genetically engineer supreme court appointees!'

'I might even change my views on genetics research if scientists could genetically engineer supreme court appointees!' mockup

'I might even change my views on genetics research if scientists could genetically engineer supreme court appointees!'

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'Do you want to be red Tory or blue Labour?'

'Do you want to be red Tory or blue Labour?' mockup

'Do you want to be red Tory or blue Labour?'

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Restrictive Abortion Laws

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"Things will get bad... then there will be an election... then things will get worse."

"Things will get bad... then there will be an election... then things will get worse." mockup

"Things will get bad... then there will be an election... then things will get worse."

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"You are a Democracy! You are free! The sky is the limit!"

"You are a Democracy! You are free! The sky is the limit!" mockup

"You are a Democracy! You are free! The sky is the limit!"

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'War!... What's it good for?'

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Bush covered in blood on a bloody puddle that is Iraq.

Bush covered in blood on a bloody puddle that is Iraq. mockup

Bush covered in blood on a bloody puddle that is Iraq.

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Political Analysis

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Chilcot's Army

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Domino Democracy.

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"Hitler Stalin pact in the Arabian jackal desert"

"Hitler Stalin pact in the Arabian jackal desert" mockup

"Hitler Stalin pact in the Arabian jackal desert"

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"You can't have it both ways, kid." mockup

"You can't have it both ways, kid."

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A panhandler with a sign that reads "From each according to his ability…. To each according to his need."

A panhandler with a sign that reads "From each according to his ability…. To each according to his need." mockup

A panhandler with a sign that reads "From each according to his ability…. To each according to his need."

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Vote For Me: The winning over of voters.

Vote For Me: The winning over of voters. mockup

Vote For Me: The winning over of voters.

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'I know just how you feel. Sometimes I think I'm living on the wrong planet too.'

'I know just how you feel. Sometimes I think I'm living on the wrong planet too.' mockup

'I know just how you feel. Sometimes I think I'm living on the wrong planet too.'

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Hanging Rope of Freedom

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War Philosopher Gifts Collection

War Philosopher Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs perfect for war philosophers with strategic humor and insightful designs.

War Philosopher Pillows

Find pillows that bring strategic wit and philosophical humor into their living or work space.

War Philosopher Prints

Decorate with prints that cleverly integrate war strategy with philosophical insight, great for inspiring any war philosophy enthusiast.

War Philosopher T-Shirts

Discover witty t-shirts that combine military strategy themes with philosophical humor, ideal for the creative thinker.