Two men fight with Law and Order signs.
Conflict Philosopher Gifts
Looking for a gift for a conflict philosopher? Discover clever, engaging products that celebrate critical thinking and intellectual debate. Perfect for sparking conversation and adding a dash of wit to their study or office. Our selection of unique gifts captures the spirit of challenging norms and embracing differing viewpoints, making every item a conversation starter for those who thrive on philosophical discussions.
'Fighting broke out in a region of the world previously thought to have been uninhabited.'
"Rats, the peace-talks are progressing well and they're pushing for a cease-fire: better make the most of it while we can..."
Peace/War
Citizen of the world.
'Ignore them, Charlie. They're nothing but philistines. I liked your poetry, truly I did!'
Invade/Fail/Deny
US strike on Syria.
Militant Pacifists
Barack Obama.
Russia's Ukrainian Ambitions.
Kosovo.
'You're lucky. At least you know your troubles aren't psychosomatic!'
'War!... What's it good for?'
"Victory!"
A good leader has effective conflict resolution strategies in place.
Tip jar
War and Death.
"I refuse to go down with the ship."
Maybe We'll Invade Another Oil-Rich Politically Dysfunctional Sort of Socialist Country. What Could Go Wrong?
'Let's face it, we never got along. I'm just sorry it had to come to this.'
'General, You look pale this morning...' - 'I had a nightmare Admiral! I dreamed the war began!'
'What do you mean, we're incomapitble? We both like to fight.'
Europe
Library of War and Peace
"More peace bombs?"
Israeli soldier
Tiny Drones
'What a nightmare! I dreamed that the world had one-hundred years of peace!'
Russian Fish Eats Ukraine Fish
"Nothing happens next. This is it."
"Excuse me, but where exactly are we being led?"
'Basically we show you how to listen to what the other person says, then you explain, in a calm polite manner, how stupid he is."
"Are you having another feud with the neighbours, Dear?"
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Conflict Philosopher Gifts Collection
Conflict Philosopher Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs that perfectly suit conflict philosophers—witty, wise, and designed to spark curiosity with every sip.
Conflict Philosopher Pillows
Add personality to any space with pillows that showcase the wit and wisdom of conflict thinkers—great for Couches, chairs, or beds.
Conflict Philosopher Prints
Decorate with prints that challenge ideas and inspire dialogue—ideal for creating an engaging environment for any conflict philosopher.
Conflict Philosopher T-Shirts
Check out our t-shirts crafted for those who love to question and debate—fun, clever, and perfect for expressing a conflict philosopher’s spirit.