Conflict Philosopher Pillows

Two men fight with Law and Order signs.

'Fighting broke out in a region of the world previously thought to have been uninhabited.'

"Rats, the peace-talks are progressing well and they're pushing for a cease-fire: better make the most of it while we can..."

Peace/War

Citizen of the world.

'Ignore them, Charlie. They're nothing but philistines. I liked your poetry, truly I did!'

Invade/Fail/Deny

US strike on Syria.

Militant Pacifists

Barack Obama.

Russia's Ukrainian Ambitions.

Kosovo.

'You're lucky. At least you know your troubles aren't psychosomatic!'

'War!... What's it good for?'

"Victory!"

A good leader has effective conflict resolution strategies in place.

Tip jar

War and Death.

"I refuse to go down with the ship."

Maybe We'll Invade Another Oil-Rich Politically Dysfunctional Sort of Socialist Country. What Could Go Wrong?

'Let's face it, we never got along. I'm just sorry it had to come to this.'

'General, You look pale this morning...' - 'I had a nightmare Admiral! I dreamed the war began!'

'What do you mean, we're incomapitble? We both like to fight.'

Europe

Library of War and Peace

"More peace bombs?"

Israeli soldier

Tiny Drones

'What a nightmare! I dreamed that the world had one-hundred years of peace!'

Russian Fish Eats Ukraine Fish

"Nothing happens next. This is it."

"Excuse me, but where exactly are we being led?"

'Basically we show you how to listen to what the other person says, then you explain, in a calm polite manner, how stupid he is."

"Are you having another feud with the neighbours, Dear?"

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