Conflict Philosopher Pillows

Bring comfort and a touch of wit to their space with pillows emblazoned with clever phrases or thought-provoking quotes that resonate with a conflict philosopher’s inquisitive nature.

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Two men fight with Law and Order signs. mockup

Two men fight with Law and Order signs.

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'Fighting broke out in a region of the world previously thought to have been uninhabited.'

'Fighting broke out in a region of the world previously thought to have been uninhabited.' mockup

'Fighting broke out in a region of the world previously thought to have been uninhabited.'

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"Rats, the peace-talks are progressing well and they're pushing for a cease-fire: better make the most of it while we can..."

"Rats, the peace-talks are progressing well and they're pushing for a cease-fire: better make the most of it while we can..." mockup

"Rats, the peace-talks are progressing well and they're pushing for a cease-fire: better make the most of it while we can..."

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Peace/War

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Citizen of the world.

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'Ignore them, Charlie. They're nothing but philistines. I liked your poetry, truly I did!'

'Ignore them, Charlie. They're nothing but philistines. I liked your poetry, truly I did!' mockup

'Ignore them, Charlie. They're nothing but philistines. I liked your poetry, truly I did!'

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Invade/Fail/Deny

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Militant Pacifists

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US strike on Syria.

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Kosovo.

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'War!... What's it good for?'

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Barack Obama.

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"Victory!"

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Russia's Ukrainian Ambitions.

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'You're lucky. At least you know your troubles aren't psychosomatic!'

'You're lucky. At least you know your troubles aren't psychosomatic!' mockup

'You're lucky. At least you know your troubles aren't psychosomatic!'

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A good leader has effective conflict resolution strategies in place.

A good leader has effective conflict resolution strategies in place. mockup

A good leader has effective conflict resolution strategies in place.

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War and Death.

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Tip jar

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"I refuse to go down with the ship." mockup

"I refuse to go down with the ship."

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'General, You look pale this morning...' - 'I had a nightmare Admiral! I dreamed the war began!'

'General, You look pale this morning...' - 'I had a nightmare Admiral! I dreamed the war began!' mockup

'General, You look pale this morning...' - 'I had a nightmare Admiral! I dreamed the war began!'

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'Let's face it, we never got along. I'm just sorry it had to come to this.'

'Let's face it, we never got along. I'm just sorry it had to come to this.' mockup

'Let's face it, we never got along. I'm just sorry it had to come to this.'

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'What do you mean, we're incomapitble? We both like to fight.'

'What do you mean, we're incomapitble? We both like to fight.' mockup

'What do you mean, we're incomapitble? We both like to fight.'

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Library of War and Peace

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Russian Fish Eats Ukraine Fish

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Israeli soldier

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'What a nightmare! I dreamed that the world had one-hundred years of peace!'

'What a nightmare! I dreamed that the world had one-hundred years of peace!' mockup

'What a nightmare! I dreamed that the world had one-hundred years of peace!'

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Europe

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"More peace bombs?"

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"Nothing happens next. This is it." mockup

"Nothing happens next. This is it."

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'Basically we show you how to listen to what the other person says, then you explain, in a calm polite manner, how stupid he is."

'Basically we show you how to listen to what the other person says, then you explain, in a calm polite manner, how stupid he is." mockup

'Basically we show you how to listen to what the other person says, then you explain, in a calm polite manner, how stupid he is."

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"Are you having another feud with the neighbours, Dear?"

"Are you having another feud with the neighbours, Dear?" mockup

"Are you having another feud with the neighbours, Dear?"

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"I want to apologize for some of the remarks I made during the heat of battle."

"I want to apologize for some of the remarks I made during the heat of battle." mockup

"I want to apologize for some of the remarks I made during the heat of battle."

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'I never met anybody with a 'calla-walla-bing-bang' mantra before.'

'I never met anybody with a 'calla-walla-bing-bang' mantra before.' mockup

'I never met anybody with a 'calla-walla-bing-bang' mantra before.'

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'Phew, that's a relief. . . No chemical weapons!'

'Phew, that's a relief. . . No chemical weapons!' mockup

'Phew, that's a relief. . . No chemical weapons!'

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Gadaffi is the Last Man Standing

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Conflict Philosopher Pillows Collection

Conflict Philosopher Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs that perfectly suit conflict philosophers—witty, wise, and designed to spark curiosity with every sip.

Conflict Philosopher Prints

Decorate with prints that challenge ideas and inspire dialogue—ideal for creating an engaging environment for any conflict philosopher.

Conflict Philosopher T-Shirts

Check out our t-shirts crafted for those who love to question and debate—fun, clever, and perfect for expressing a conflict philosopher’s spirit.