Conflict Philosophers Pillows

"If we're not the rebels or the insurgents or the revolutionaries, then what the devil are we?"

Citizen of the world.

'Ignore them, Charlie. They're nothing but philistines. I liked your poetry, truly I did!'

Invade/Fail/Deny

US strike on Syria.

Militant Pacifists

'War!... What's it good for?'

"Victory!"

Barack Obama.

'You're lucky. At least you know your troubles aren't psychosomatic!'

Kosovo.

A good leader has effective conflict resolution strategies in place.

Tip jar

War and Death.

"I refuse to go down with the ship."

Maybe We'll Invade Another Oil-Rich Politically Dysfunctional Sort of Socialist Country. What Could Go Wrong?

Two men fight with Law and Order signs.

The face mask

'General, You look pale this morning...' - 'I had a nightmare Admiral! I dreamed the war began!'

"Rats, the peace-talks are progressing well and they're pushing for a cease-fire: better make the most of it while we can..."

Israeli soldier

"More peace bombs?"

Russian Fish Eats Ukraine Fish

Europe

Modern Warfare

'A lot of successful politicians opposed the Vietnam war, Senator, but if you were actually a MEMBER of the Viet Cong....'

'What a nightmare! I dreamed that the world had one-hundred years of peace!'

Tiny Drones

'Basically we show you how to listen to what the other person says, then you explain, in a calm polite manner, how stupid he is."

Get Ready for the Next One

A mushroom cloud with Putin's face

'Phew, that's a relief. . . No chemical weapons!'

"More Peace Bombs?"

Peace/War

"I want to apologize for some of the remarks I made during the heat of battle."