Conflict Philosophers T-Shirts

Wear your philosophical interests proudly with t-shirts inspired by conflict philosophers. These witty, thoughtful designs are great conversation starters and perfect for anyone who loves exploring complex ideas with a touch of humor.

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"If we're not the rebels or the insurgents or the revolutionaries, then what the devil are we?"

"If we're not the rebels or the insurgents or the revolutionaries, then what the devil are we?" mockup

"If we're not the rebels or the insurgents or the revolutionaries, then what the devil are we?"

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Citizen of the world.

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Invade/Fail/Deny

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'Ignore them, Charlie. They're nothing but philistines. I liked your poetry, truly I did!'

'Ignore them, Charlie. They're nothing but philistines. I liked your poetry, truly I did!' mockup

'Ignore them, Charlie. They're nothing but philistines. I liked your poetry, truly I did!'

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US strike on Syria.

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Militant Pacifists

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Kosovo.

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"Victory!"

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'War!... What's it good for?'

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'You're lucky. At least you know your troubles aren't psychosomatic!'

'You're lucky. At least you know your troubles aren't psychosomatic!' mockup

'You're lucky. At least you know your troubles aren't psychosomatic!'

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Barack Obama.

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A good leader has effective conflict resolution strategies in place.

A good leader has effective conflict resolution strategies in place. mockup

A good leader has effective conflict resolution strategies in place.

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Tip jar

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War and Death.

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"I refuse to go down with the ship." mockup

"I refuse to go down with the ship."

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'General, You look pale this morning...' - 'I had a nightmare Admiral! I dreamed the war began!'

'General, You look pale this morning...' - 'I had a nightmare Admiral! I dreamed the war began!' mockup

'General, You look pale this morning...' - 'I had a nightmare Admiral! I dreamed the war began!'

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"Rats, the peace-talks are progressing well and they're pushing for a cease-fire: better make the most of it while we can..."

"Rats, the peace-talks are progressing well and they're pushing for a cease-fire: better make the most of it while we can..." mockup

"Rats, the peace-talks are progressing well and they're pushing for a cease-fire: better make the most of it while we can..."

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Two men fight with Law and Order signs. mockup

Two men fight with Law and Order signs.

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The face mask

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Europe

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'A lot of successful politicians opposed the Vietnam war, Senator, but if you were actually a MEMBER of the Viet Cong....'

'A lot of successful politicians opposed the Vietnam war, Senator, but if you were actually a MEMBER of the Viet Cong....' mockup

'A lot of successful politicians opposed the Vietnam war, Senator, but if you were actually a MEMBER of the Viet Cong....'

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Russian Fish Eats Ukraine Fish

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Israeli soldier

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"More peace bombs?"

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Modern Warfare

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'What a nightmare! I dreamed that the world had one-hundred years of peace!'

'What a nightmare! I dreamed that the world had one-hundred years of peace!' mockup

'What a nightmare! I dreamed that the world had one-hundred years of peace!'

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'Basically we show you how to listen to what the other person says, then you explain, in a calm polite manner, how stupid he is."

'Basically we show you how to listen to what the other person says, then you explain, in a calm polite manner, how stupid he is." mockup

'Basically we show you how to listen to what the other person says, then you explain, in a calm polite manner, how stupid he is."

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'Phew, that's a relief. . . No chemical weapons!'

'Phew, that's a relief. . . No chemical weapons!' mockup

'Phew, that's a relief. . . No chemical weapons!'

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"Of course there was sex and drugs when I was your age, but it was sex and drugs about ending the war."

"Of course there was sex and drugs when I was your age, but it was sex and drugs about ending the war." mockup

"Of course there was sex and drugs when I was your age, but it was sex and drugs about ending the war."

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A mushroom cloud with Putin's face mockup

A mushroom cloud with Putin's face

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"More Peace Bombs?"

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Peace/War

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"I want to apologize for some of the remarks I made during the heat of battle."

"I want to apologize for some of the remarks I made during the heat of battle." mockup

"I want to apologize for some of the remarks I made during the heat of battle."

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Conflict Philosophers T-Shirts Collection

Conflict Philosophers Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs inspired by conflict philosophers—perfect for sparking morning debates or quiet moments of reflection with a witty twist.

Conflict Philosophers Pillows

Shop our conflict philosopher-inspired pillows—cozy, witty, and perfect for adding a thoughtful touch to your living space or study nook.

Conflict Philosophers Prints

Browse our prints inspired by conflict philosophers—ideal for turning your walls into a canvas of intellectual curiosity and artistic wit.