Conflict Ponderer Gifts

'What a nightmare! I dreamed that the world had one-hundred years of peace!'

'Wait a minute - I thought you were the enemies of peace and liberty, oppressors of the common man and godless servants of injustice.'

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

"The university said he was a climate change denier so remove the statue."

"What was I thinking?!"

"Needs to get a life"

'Doctor, I don't want to eat mouseburgers, I want to be normal like everybody else.'

"...I don't believe in the past or the future. I don't even believe in right now. Everyone remembers the past differently. Everyone imagines the future differently. Everyone even disagrees about what's happening right now. So who's to say tomorrow what you and I did tonight?"

'Why don't you try seeing it from your point of view?'

"May I offer a very different scenario?"

'Eve wants a second opinion about the apples.'

"Lord, thank you for guiding me through the whole 'evolution by natural selection' thing."

"When will I be old enough to have an inner child?"

The Male Atom: Sex, Sport, War and Good Intentions.

"I advised a patient to take responsibilty for his own actions, and now he is suing me!"

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

"Definitive." "Compelling." "Persuasive." "Upside down."

Max Weber

'Our top theologians have studied the issue, Your Majesty, and they agree that you're damned if you do and damned if you don't.'

"I've been studying reverse psychology at Tonga Tech Online University."

'THAT'S the Holy Land? - You're kidding, right?'

Artist chained to his drawing.

The Politics of Food.

Telling Self to Buzz Off

The sad case of the blind-men and the elephant.

Sign pointing to 'hindsight' and 'foresight'

That's no big deal, a lot of people get Siskel and Ebert mixed up

'Don't mind me....I'll just sit here while you work on homeland security, unemployment, health care and your many other prbblems!'

"How long has he been missing?"

"Half full, or half empty? Do you want a positive spin, or a negative spin?"

"I don't know why I'm here - I don't need a haircut."

'Well, that brings us up to my third birthday...'

"Don't mention Pat Buchanan, pro or con."