Pugilism Ponderer Gifts

"Well, Mom, I guess you saw what happened."

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

"The university said he was a climate change denier so remove the statue."

"What was I thinking?!"

"See this jelly wobbling. It was waving goodbye."

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

'THAT'S the Holy Land? - You're kidding, right?'

The Politics of Food.

'Don't mind me....I'll just sit here while you work on homeland security, unemployment, health care and your many other prbblems!'

'Boy, that felt good! I can see why the devil has so much fun. And no, I'm not letting you in! But tell him I said hello.'

'This should soothe any hurt feelings.'

'It appears Alzedo is toying with his opponent.'

"Don't mention Pat Buchanan, pro or con."

A man holding a pro-life sign stands above a group of beaten people who are pro choice.

'Soon as your endorphins kick in, you'll feel great.'

Bipartisan means when both political parties agree on something. Bipartisan agreements are now on the endangered species list.

'Today, stocks dropped on poll numbers that 60% of people expected it to drop.'

'Did I ever break my nose? No. Three of my opponents did that for me...'

'I know I can count on you... that's the problem.'

'Don't get up until nine.' - 'What time is it now?'

"The news lady says this bad guy was charged with assault...but he didn't have rifle. How's that possible?!"

"What Caesar doesn't understand is that all politics is local!"

'Darling. Let's get the Gustavssons over this weekend for some more bare knuckle boxing.'

'Is it politically correct to be more or less ashamed than usual of being English today?'

"...and forget your damn sensitivity training."

'I don't think his fists can take much more of the punishment your head's inflicting on them.'

"It's not about win or lose. It's about how much money I'm going to make."

'I think things went wrong for me in the fifth round.' 'In hindsight, was that a good time to begin meditating?'

Lotus Position: 'I'm a fiscal conservative, but a liberal on social issues and the environment...'

"The hardest thing about winning bouts? The other guy's fists."

'Look out for his low punches.'

"It's for weird minds - they're not wired like mine...oh! I'm a poet and didn't know it!"

'Let him go.' - 'No, he'll hit me again.'

A boxer uses a punching bag while he has broken legs.

Collateral Damage.