Pugilism Philosopher Gifts

"It's not about win or lose. It's about how much money I'm going to make."

"So, what are you reading?"

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

'This should soothe any hurt feelings.'

"Edgar's very politically engaged ever since he began using his vote as an anger management tool."

'It appears Alzedo is toying with his opponent.'

"Well, Mom, I guess you saw what happened."

'Boy, that felt good! I can see why the devil has so much fun. And no, I'm not letting you in! But tell him I said hello.'

Boxer's Hair Styles.

'Did I ever break my nose? No. Three of my opponents did that for me...'

'Soon as your endorphins kick in, you'll feel great.'

Bipartisan means when both political parties agree on something. Bipartisan agreements are now on the endangered species list.

'I know I can count on you... that's the problem.'

'I think things went wrong for me in the fifth round.' 'In hindsight, was that a good time to begin meditating?'

"...and forget your damn sensitivity training."

"Don't be fooled - he's no pushover."

'Don't get up until nine.' - 'What time is it now?'

'I don't think his fists can take much more of the punishment your head's inflicting on them.'

'Look out for his low punches.'

'Darling. Let's get the Gustavssons over this weekend for some more bare knuckle boxing.'

'Let him go.' - 'No, he'll hit me again.'

Wordplay: Shock Absorber.

"The hardest thing about winning bouts? The other guy's fists."

Shadow Punch

'You sure this is allowed?.'

A boxer uses a punching bag while he has broken legs.

"Er, no. He's out at the moment."

Polling Booth - Woman with boxing gloves.

Boxing Fans Discuss Labor Union Membership

'Well, why isn't there a paperweight class?'

'Where is this so called 'wild man' of yours, then?'

"My husband's ill, so I'm standing in for him."

Canine at the Westminster Pit - Lord Palmerston and Lord Derby

'You're going to have to take the fight to him.' 'Aye! Find out where he lives.'

"Remember you said you could beat him with your eyes closed? Now's your chance."