Pugilist Gifts

Shadow Punch

"Boy, that was some great fight!"

"My husband's ill, so I'm standing in for him."

'It appears Alzedo is toying with his opponent.'

'Where is this so called 'wild man' of yours, then?'

Wordplay: Shock Absorber.

'..And he's saved by the bell.'

"Kid, you got a 'While You Were Out' message."

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

'Boy, that felt good! I can see why the devil has so much fun. And no, I'm not letting you in! But tell him I said hello.'

'This should soothe any hurt feelings.'

"Edgar's very politically engaged ever since he began using his vote as an anger management tool."

Boxer's Hair Styles.

'Soon as your endorphins kick in, you'll feel great.'

'Did I ever break my nose? No. Three of my opponents did that for me...'

Bipartisan means when both political parties agree on something. Bipartisan agreements are now on the endangered species list.

'I know I can count on you... that's the problem.'

'I don't think his fists can take much more of the punishment your head's inflicting on them.'

'Darling. Let's get the Gustavssons over this weekend for some more bare knuckle boxing.'

'Don't get up until nine.' - 'What time is it now?'

"I can't decide which one of you should get the promotion, so I'm setting up a boxing match between you two to decide."

"It's not about win or lose. It's about how much money I'm going to make."

'You've got him worried - he's afraid he's going to kill you!'

"...and forget your damn sensitivity training."

'Now, I want you to get back out there and beg him for mercy!'

'Supervisor of the Year'

'Let him go.' - 'No, he'll hit me again.'

"I can't decide which one of you should get the promotion, so I'm setting up a boxing match between you two to decide."

'Don't worry about the loss. At 143.75, if you gain 3 ounces, we can try for the light junior welter super bantam title.'

A boxer uses a punching bag while he has broken legs.

"Er, no. He's out at the moment."

'You sure this is allowed?.'

"The hardest thing about winning bouts? The other guy's fists."

"You'd better cool it. Remember what he did to you last time."

Polling Booth - Woman with boxing gloves.