Pugilism Enthusiast Gifts

'Let him go.' - 'No, he'll hit me again.'

"Sorry, I was distracted there for a moment - you were saying?"

"The hardest thing about winning bouts? The other guy's fists."

"And your job is to hit the one who isn't wearing a bow tie."

"In the red corner, Tiny Tim and his terrific right hook."

"Remember you said you could beat him with your eyes closed? Now's your chance."

A boxer uses a punching bag while he has broken legs.

"... And try to avoid those nasty uppercuts of his."

"...and forget your damn sensitivity training."

"Another tragic case of work-related injuries."

'I don't think his fists can take much more of the punishment your head's inflicting on them.'

'Come out and fight.'

'I should have won that last fight.'

'Darling. Let's get the Gustavssons over this weekend for some more bare knuckle boxing.'

'I'm glad that's all over.'

"Er, no. He's out at the moment."

'Soon as your endorphins kick in, you'll feel great.'

'You sure this is allowed?.'

'Never mind, think how much you'll make from the tooth fairy.'

'The bell rang, we both moved to the centre of the ring, he held out his hand and said 'Welcome to the pro ranks, kid.' ...and that's all I remember.'

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

'It appears Alzedo is toying with his opponent.'

'Work the jab! Move your feet! Attack, attack, attack! ...But be careful. He's got a human shield.'

'Be careful, Vanessa, I think she's looking for trouble!'

'Did I ever break my nose? No. Three of my opponents did that for me...'

Boxer's Hair Styles.

'I know I can count on you... that's the problem.'

'Now, I want you to get back out there and beg him for mercy!'

'Don't get up until nine.' - 'What time is it now?'

'You've got him worried - he's afraid he's going to kill you!'

'Look out for his low punches.'

'Such petulance!'

'I don't understand - he's just as strong as ever.'

Shadow Punch