Pugilism Fan Gifts

'I think your best strategy now, is to beg him not to hit you.'

'You can't start counting ref, until he comes down.'

'It's a long way from the dressing room to the ring, isn't it?'

"Don't be fooled - he's no pushover."

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

'This should soothe any hurt feelings.'

'It appears Alzedo is toying with his opponent.'

'Be careful, Vanessa, I think she's looking for trouble!'

'Did I ever break my nose? No. Three of my opponents did that for me...'

Boxer's Hair Styles.

'Soon as your endorphins kick in, you'll feel great.'

Bipartisan means when both political parties agree on something. Bipartisan agreements are now on the endangered species list.

'I know I can count on you... that's the problem.'

"I can't decide which one of you should get the promotion, so I'm setting up a boxing match between you two to decide."

'Now, I want you to get back out there and beg him for mercy!'

"...and forget your damn sensitivity training."

'Don't get up until nine.' - 'What time is it now?'

Mike Tyson

'I don't think his fists can take much more of the punishment your head's inflicting on them.'

'Look out for his low punches.'

'Darling. Let's get the Gustavssons over this weekend for some more bare knuckle boxing.'

'Supervisor of the Year'

Pillow Fight Club men having fights with pillows in a secret underground club.

'You've got him worried - he's afraid he's going to kill you!'

'Let him go.' - 'No, he'll hit me again.'

"I can't decide which one of you should get the promotion, so I'm setting up a boxing match between you two to decide."

"Er, no. He's out at the moment."

'You sure this is allowed?.'

A boxer uses a punching bag while he has broken legs.

Wordplay: Shock Absorber.

"The hardest thing about winning bouts? The other guy's fists."

'Don't worry about the loss. At 143.75, if you gain 3 ounces, we can try for the light junior welter super bantam title.'

Shadow Punch

"My husband's ill, so I'm standing in for him."