Pugilist Aficionado Gifts

Drop shadow boxing.

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

'It appears Alzedo is toying with his opponent.'

'Work the jab! Move your feet! Attack, attack, attack! ...But be careful. He's got a human shield.'

'What did I tell you about getting caught on the ropes?'

'Be careful, Vanessa, I think she's looking for trouble!'

'Did I ever break my nose? No. Three of my opponents did that for me...'

'Soon as your endorphins kick in, you'll feel great.'

Boxer's Hair Styles.

Attorney Punching Bag

'I know I can count on you... that's the problem.'

'Darling. Let's get the Gustavssons over this weekend for some more bare knuckle boxing.'

"...and forget your damn sensitivity training."

'Now, I want you to get back out there and beg him for mercy!'

'You've got him worried - he's afraid he's going to kill you!'

'I don't think his fists can take much more of the punishment your head's inflicting on them.'

'Such petulance!'

'Look out for his low punches.'

'Let him go.' - 'No, he'll hit me again.'

"You'd better cool it. Remember what he did to you last time."

'Don't worry about the loss. At 143.75, if you gain 3 ounces, we can try for the light junior welter super bantam title.'

Shadow Punch

A boxer uses a punching bag while he has broken legs.

'I don't understand - he's just as strong as ever.'

Wordplay: Shock Absorber.

"Er, no. He's out at the moment."

'You sure this is allowed?.'

"The hardest thing about winning bouts? The other guy's fists."

'I don't understand it. He's just as strong as ever.'

'I should have won that last fight.'

'Where is this so called 'wild man' of yours, then?'

'Shadow boxing.'