Future Pugilist Gifts

"Note to self: contact employment agency - regarding boxing careers."

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

'It appears Alzedo is toying with his opponent.'

'Work the jab! Move your feet! Attack, attack, attack! ...But be careful. He's got a human shield.'

'Be careful, Vanessa, I think she's looking for trouble!'

Boxer's Hair Styles.

'Soon as your endorphins kick in, you'll feel great.'

'I know I can count on you... that's the problem.'

Global warming.

"The hardest thing about winning bouts? The other guy's fists."

"...and forget your damn sensitivity training."

'Such petulance!'

'I don't think his fists can take much more of the punishment your head's inflicting on them.'

'Darling. Let's get the Gustavssons over this weekend for some more bare knuckle boxing.'

'Now, I want you to get back out there and beg him for mercy!'

"I can't decide which one of you should get the promotion, so I'm setting up a boxing match between you two to decide."

'You've got him worried - he's afraid he's going to kill you!'

"I can't decide which one of you should get the promotion, so I'm setting up a boxing match between you two to decide."

'Let him go.' - 'No, he'll hit me again.'

"The hardest thing about winning bouts? The other guy's fists."

"You'd better cool it. Remember what he did to you last time."

'Don't worry about the loss. At 143.75, if you gain 3 ounces, we can try for the light junior welter super bantam title.'

'I don't understand - he's just as strong as ever.'

A boxer uses a punching bag while he has broken legs.

"Tyler lost interest in baseball once he tried old-time boxing."

"Er, no. He's out at the moment."

'You sure this is allowed?.'

'Now look what you've done. I told you that I wanted a fair fight... making fun of his trunks is hitting below the belt.'

Shadow Punch

Wordplay: Shock Absorber.

'I don't understand it. He's just as strong as ever.'

'The thing I liked best about being an amateur is that the other guy was an amateur too!'

"Remember you said you could beat him with your eyes closed? Now's your chance."