Pugilist Dreamers Gifts

"The hardest thing about winning bouts? The other guy's fists."

He's slow and can't see out of one eye, but watch out for his left hook.

'It appears Alzedo is toying with his opponent.'

'Boy, that felt good! I can see why the devil has so much fun. And no, I'm not letting you in! But tell him I said hello.'

"Well, Mom, I guess you saw what happened."

'Work the jab! Move your feet! Attack, attack, attack! ...But be careful. He's got a human shield.'

Boxer's Hair Styles.

'Did I ever break my nose? No. Three of my opponents did that for me...'

'Soon as your endorphins kick in, you'll feel great.'

'I know I can count on you... that's the problem.'

'Now, I want you to get back out there and beg him for mercy!'

'You've got him worried - he's afraid he's going to kill you!'

"...and forget your damn sensitivity training."

'I don't think his fists can take much more of the punishment your head's inflicting on them.'

'Darling. Let's get the Gustavssons over this weekend for some more bare knuckle boxing.'

Mike Tyson

'I think things went wrong for me in the fifth round.' 'In hindsight, was that a good time to begin meditating?'

'Such petulance!'

"Don't be fooled - he's no pushover."

'Let him go.' - 'No, he'll hit me again.'

'Don't worry about the loss. At 143.75, if you gain 3 ounces, we can try for the light junior welter super bantam title.'

Shadow Punch

A boxer uses a punching bag while he has broken legs.

Wordplay: Shock Absorber.

"Er, no. He's out at the moment."

'I don't understand - he's just as strong as ever.'

'You sure this is allowed?.'

"The hardest thing about winning bouts? The other guy's fists."

'I don't understand it. He's just as strong as ever.'

Boxing Fans Discuss Labor Union Membership

'I should have won that last fight.'

'You're going to have to take the fight to him.' 'Aye! Find out where he lives.'

'Where is this so called 'wild man' of yours, then?'

"My husband's ill, so I'm standing in for him."

'Well, why isn't there a paperweight class?'