Pugilist Enthusiast Gifts

'I know I can count on you... that's the problem.'

'You're going to have to take the fight to him.' 'Aye! Find out where he lives.'

'I want to fight Killer Morgan.' - 'You are Killer Morgan.'

'OW! OW! OW! OW!' 'Are you sure you're cut out for the old fight game?'

The Boxer

A smiling man wearing boxing gloves

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

'It appears Alzedo is toying with his opponent.'

'Work the jab! Move your feet! Attack, attack, attack! ...But be careful. He's got a human shield.'

'Be careful, Vanessa, I think she's looking for trouble!'

Muhammad Dali...

'Did I ever break my nose? No. Three of my opponents did that for me...'

Boxer's Hair Styles.

'Soon as your endorphins kick in, you'll feel great.'

'Such petulance!'

'I don't think his fists can take much more of the punishment your head's inflicting on them.'

'Darling. Let's get the Gustavssons over this weekend for some more bare knuckle boxing.'

"Don't be fooled - he's no pushover."

'Now, I want you to get back out there and beg him for mercy!'

"...and forget your damn sensitivity training."

'You've got him worried - he's afraid he's going to kill you!'

Mike Tyson

"The hardest thing about winning bouts? The other guy's fists."

'Look out for his low punches.'

'Let him go.' - 'No, he'll hit me again.'

A boxer uses a punching bag while he has broken legs.

"You'd better cool it. Remember what he did to you last time."

"The hardest thing about winning bouts? The other guy's fists."

'I don't understand - he's just as strong as ever.'

"Er, no. He's out at the moment."

'You sure this is allowed?.'

'Don't worry about the loss. At 143.75, if you gain 3 ounces, we can try for the light junior welter super bantam title.'

Wordplay: Shock Absorber.

Shadow Punch