Pugilist Admirer Gifts

'You've got him worried - he's afraid he's going to kill you!'

Mike Tyson

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

'It appears Alzedo is toying with his opponent.'

'Did I ever break my nose? No. Three of my opponents did that for me...'

The Secret Life of Pugs

'Soon as your endorphins kick in, you'll feel great.'

Boxer's Hair Styles.

Muhammad Dali...

'I know I can count on you... that's the problem.'

"The hardest thing about winning bouts? The other guy's fists."

'I think things went wrong for me in the fifth round.' 'In hindsight, was that a good time to begin meditating?'

"I can't decide which one of you should get the promotion, so I'm setting up a boxing match between you two to decide."

"...and forget your damn sensitivity training."

'Now, I want you to get back out there and beg him for mercy!'

'Look out for his low punches.'

'Darling. Let's get the Gustavssons over this weekend for some more bare knuckle boxing.'

'I don't think his fists can take much more of the punishment your head's inflicting on them.'

"Don't be fooled - he's no pushover."

"I can't decide which one of you should get the promotion, so I'm setting up a boxing match between you two to decide."

'Let him go.' - 'No, he'll hit me again.'

Wordplay: Shock Absorber.

"You'd better cool it. Remember what he did to you last time."

"The hardest thing about winning bouts? The other guy's fists."

A boxer uses a punching bag while he has broken legs.

"Er, no. He's out at the moment."

Shadow Punch

'You sure this is allowed?.'

'Don't worry about the loss. At 143.75, if you gain 3 ounces, we can try for the light junior welter super bantam title.'

'I should have won that last fight.'

Boxing Fans Discuss Labor Union Membership

"Remember you said you could beat him with your eyes closed? Now's your chance."

'Shadow boxing.'

'You're going to have to take the fight to him.' 'Aye! Find out where he lives.'