Pugilist Admirer Pillows

'You've got him worried - he's afraid he's going to kill you!'

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

'It appears Alzedo is toying with his opponent.'

'Did I ever break my nose? No. Three of my opponents did that for me...'

The Secret Life of Pugs

'Soon as your endorphins kick in, you'll feel great.'

Boxer's Hair Styles.

'I know I can count on you... that's the problem.'

'I don't think his fists can take much more of the punishment your head's inflicting on them.'

"...and forget your damn sensitivity training."

"The hardest thing about winning bouts? The other guy's fists."

"I can't decide which one of you should get the promotion, so I'm setting up a boxing match between you two to decide."

'Darling. Let's get the Gustavssons over this weekend for some more bare knuckle boxing.'

'Now, I want you to get back out there and beg him for mercy!'

'I think things went wrong for me in the fifth round.' 'In hindsight, was that a good time to begin meditating?'

'Look out for his low punches.'

'Let him go.' - 'No, he'll hit me again.'

"I can't decide which one of you should get the promotion, so I'm setting up a boxing match between you two to decide."

A boxer uses a punching bag while he has broken legs.

"The hardest thing about winning bouts? The other guy's fists."

"Er, no. He's out at the moment."

"You'd better cool it. Remember what he did to you last time."

'You sure this is allowed?.'

Wordplay: Shock Absorber.

Shadow Punch

'Don't worry about the loss. At 143.75, if you gain 3 ounces, we can try for the light junior welter super bantam title.'

'I should have won that last fight.'

Boxing Fans Discuss Labor Union Membership

'Shadow boxing.'

'You're going to have to take the fight to him.' 'Aye! Find out where he lives.'

"Remember you said you could beat him with your eyes closed? Now's your chance."

'Where is this so called 'wild man' of yours, then?'

"My husband's ill, so I'm standing in for him."