Pugilism Lover Pillows

"Your hands-off approach isn't working."

"So, what are you reading?"

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

'It appears Alzedo is toying with his opponent.'

'Boy, that felt good! I can see why the devil has so much fun. And no, I'm not letting you in! But tell him I said hello.'

'Work the jab! Move your feet! Attack, attack, attack! ...But be careful. He's got a human shield.'

Boxer's Hair Styles.

'Did I ever break my nose? No. Three of my opponents did that for me...'

'Soon as your endorphins kick in, you'll feel great.'

'I know I can count on you... that's the problem.'

'Such petulance!'

'You've got him worried - he's afraid he's going to kill you!'

"...and forget your damn sensitivity training."

'I don't think his fists can take much more of the punishment your head's inflicting on them.'

'Darling. Let's get the Gustavssons over this weekend for some more bare knuckle boxing.'

'Don't get up until nine.' - 'What time is it now?'

"I can't decide which one of you should get the promotion, so I'm setting up a boxing match between you two to decide."

"The hardest thing about winning bouts? The other guy's fists."

'Look out for his low punches.'

'Now, I want you to get back out there and beg him for mercy!'

'Let him go.' - 'No, he'll hit me again.'

"I can't decide which one of you should get the promotion, so I'm setting up a boxing match between you two to decide."

'Don't worry about the loss. At 143.75, if you gain 3 ounces, we can try for the light junior welter super bantam title.'

"Er, no. He's out at the moment."

'I don't understand - he's just as strong as ever.'

Wordplay: Shock Absorber.

A boxer uses a punching bag while he has broken legs.

'You sure this is allowed?.'

"The hardest thing about winning bouts? The other guy's fists."

Shadow Punch

'I don't understand it. He's just as strong as ever.'

'You're going to have to take the fight to him.' 'Aye! Find out where he lives.'

'Well, why isn't there a paperweight class?'

"My husband's ill, so I'm standing in for him."