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Shadow Punch

"Boy, that was some great fight!"

"My husband's ill, so I'm standing in for him."

'It appears Alzedo is toying with his opponent.'

'Where is this so called 'wild man' of yours, then?'

Wordplay: Shock Absorber.

'..And he's saved by the bell.'

"Kid, you got a 'While You Were Out' message."

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

'This should soothe any hurt feelings.'

'Boy, that felt good! I can see why the devil has so much fun. And no, I'm not letting you in! But tell him I said hello.'

"Edgar's very politically engaged ever since he began using his vote as an anger management tool."

Boxer's Hair Styles.

'Soon as your endorphins kick in, you'll feel great.'

'Did I ever break my nose? No. Three of my opponents did that for me...'

Muhammad Dali...

Bipartisan means when both political parties agree on something. Bipartisan agreements are now on the endangered species list.

'I know I can count on you... that's the problem.'

"It's not about win or lose. It's about how much money I'm going to make."

'Darling. Let's get the Gustavssons over this weekend for some more bare knuckle boxing.'

'You've got him worried - he's afraid he's going to kill you!'

'I don't think his fists can take much more of the punishment your head's inflicting on them.'

"Don't be fooled - he's no pushover."

'Supervisor of the Year'

"I can't decide which one of you should get the promotion, so I'm setting up a boxing match between you two to decide."

Mike Tyson

"...and forget your damn sensitivity training."

'Don't get up until nine.' - 'What time is it now?'

'Now, I want you to get back out there and beg him for mercy!'

"I can't decide which one of you should get the promotion, so I'm setting up a boxing match between you two to decide."

'Let him go.' - 'No, he'll hit me again.'

A boxer uses a punching bag while he has broken legs.

'You sure this is allowed?.'

"The hardest thing about winning bouts? The other guy's fists."

"Er, no. He's out at the moment."