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'Did I ever break my nose? No. Three of my opponents did that for me...'

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

"Well, Mom, I guess you saw what happened."

'It appears Alzedo is toying with his opponent.'

'This should soothe any hurt feelings.'

'Boy, that felt good! I can see why the devil has so much fun. And no, I'm not letting you in! But tell him I said hello.'

Boxer's Hair Styles.

'Soon as your endorphins kick in, you'll feel great.'

Bipartisan means when both political parties agree on something. Bipartisan agreements are now on the endangered species list.

'I know I can count on you... that's the problem.'

'I don't think his fists can take much more of the punishment your head's inflicting on them.'

"...and forget your damn sensitivity training."

'Darling. Let's get the Gustavssons over this weekend for some more bare knuckle boxing.'

'You've got him worried - he's afraid he's going to kill you!'

'I think things went wrong for me in the fifth round.' 'In hindsight, was that a good time to begin meditating?'

'Now, I want you to get back out there and beg him for mercy!'

"I can't decide which one of you should get the promotion, so I'm setting up a boxing match between you two to decide."

"It's not about win or lose. It's about how much money I'm going to make."

'Look out for his low punches.'

'Don't get up until nine.' - 'What time is it now?'

'Let him go.' - 'No, he'll hit me again.'

"I can't decide which one of you should get the promotion, so I'm setting up a boxing match between you two to decide."

"Er, no. He's out at the moment."

Wordplay: Shock Absorber.

'You sure this is allowed?.'

A boxer uses a punching bag while he has broken legs.

"The hardest thing about winning bouts? The other guy's fists."

Shadow Punch

'Don't worry about the loss. At 143.75, if you gain 3 ounces, we can try for the light junior welter super bantam title.'

'I should have won that last fight.'

'Well, why isn't there a paperweight class?'

Boxing Fans Discuss Labor Union Membership

"Remember you said you could beat him with your eyes closed? Now's your chance."