Pugilism Aficionado Pillows

'Now, I want you to get back out there and beg him for mercy!'

'Don't worry about the loss. At 143.75, if you gain 3 ounces, we can try for the light junior welter super bantam title.'

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

'It appears Alzedo is toying with his opponent.'

'Work the jab! Move your feet! Attack, attack, attack! ...But be careful. He's got a human shield.'

'Be careful, Vanessa, I think she's looking for trouble!'

Attorney Punching Bag

'Soon as your endorphins kick in, you'll feel great.'

'Did I ever break my nose? No. Three of my opponents did that for me...'

Muhammad Dali...

Boxer's Hair Styles.

'I know I can count on you... that's the problem.'

'Such petulance!'

"Don't be fooled - he's no pushover."

'Look out for his low punches.'

'Darling. Let's get the Gustavssons over this weekend for some more bare knuckle boxing.'

'You've got him worried - he's afraid he's going to kill you!'

'I don't think his fists can take much more of the punishment your head's inflicting on them.'

Mike Tyson

"...and forget your damn sensitivity training."

'Let him go.' - 'No, he'll hit me again.'

"The hardest thing about winning bouts? The other guy's fists."

A boxer uses a punching bag while he has broken legs.

Shadow Punch

"Er, no. He's out at the moment."

'You sure this is allowed?.'

'I don't understand - he's just as strong as ever.'

Wordplay: Shock Absorber.

'I don't understand it. He's just as strong as ever.'

'I should have won that last fight.'

"Remember you said you could beat him with your eyes closed? Now's your chance."

Boxing Fans Discuss Labor Union Membership

'Where is this so called 'wild man' of yours, then?'

'You're going to have to take the fight to him.' 'Aye! Find out where he lives.'