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'Now, I want you to get back out there and beg him for mercy!'

'Don't worry about the loss. At 143.75, if you gain 3 ounces, we can try for the light junior welter super bantam title.'

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

'It appears Alzedo is toying with his opponent.'

'Work the jab! Move your feet! Attack, attack, attack! ...But be careful. He's got a human shield.'

'Be careful, Vanessa, I think she's looking for trouble!'

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'Did I ever break my nose? No. Three of my opponents did that for me...'

'Soon as your endorphins kick in, you'll feel great.'

'I know I can count on you... that's the problem.'

'You've got him worried - he's afraid he's going to kill you!'

"...and forget your damn sensitivity training."

'I don't think his fists can take much more of the punishment your head's inflicting on them.'

'Look out for his low punches.'

'Darling. Let's get the Gustavssons over this weekend for some more bare knuckle boxing.'

'Such petulance!'

'Let him go.' - 'No, he'll hit me again.'

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Wordplay: Shock Absorber.

"The hardest thing about winning bouts? The other guy's fists."

A boxer uses a punching bag while he has broken legs.

'You sure this is allowed?.'

"Er, no. He's out at the moment."

'I don't understand - he's just as strong as ever.'

'I don't understand it. He's just as strong as ever.'

"Remember you said you could beat him with your eyes closed? Now's your chance."

'Shadow boxing.'

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'You're going to have to take the fight to him.' 'Aye! Find out where he lives.'

'Where is this so called 'wild man' of yours, then?'

"My husband's ill, so I'm standing in for him."

'I should have won that last fight.'